Friday, May 04, 2007

Not the type of slide you’d want your kids on.

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'Giggles' the clown jailed on sex charges.

A man who has worked as a clown named Giggles for the Farmers’ Market Festival has been arrested on suspicion of using the Internet to lure a child into having sex.

Antonio Eric Lazcano, 29, faces charges of Internet sexual exploitation of a child, Internet luring of a child, enticement and obscenity for allegedly having sexually explicit conversations with a person posing as a 12-year-old girl. Full article here.

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Man, that's embarrasing.

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Dudes survive 50-foot-drop in car running from police

Four men were in a car that dropped 50 feet off an Orlando overpass. Somehow, they all survived the fall.

"I thought my life was dead. That was it, ya know," said Stephen Lather. Lather got the ride of his life, early Thursday morning. He and his friends crawled out of a mangled Mustang after it fell some 50 feet off.

"We just came up to an exit, didn't slow down, just went straight through it, like into the woods. That's all I remember," he said. Lather said he and three friends had just left the Roxy nightclub in Orlando. They were headed home on when a deputy tried to pull them over. He said that's when his friend, Matthew Bosch punched the gas.

"It just seemed like he had rage in his face or something. I couldn't tell. I was scared," Lather said. Officers said the car was going way over 100MPH, mowed over bushes, hit an electrical box, went over the railing and plunged 50 feet down.

Channel 9 learned that the 22-year-old's license was suspended in 2005, because he failed to pay a traffic fine in New York State. Full article here.

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Dude gets soccer cleat to the face, ouch.

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Someone made a statue of Paris Hilton, geeew!!

An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also features Tinkerbell, Hilton's forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara, and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art.
"Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth" featuring "The Paris Hilton Autopsy" offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner's table, while her cell phone remains in her grip.

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[music video] Gunther in 'Ding Ding Dong'

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McDonald's drive-through feud ends in killing?

The incident began when one driver backed into a van while waiting in line at the McDonald’s drive-through. The men decided to pull out of the drive-through to assess the damages, but one guy drove off and a chase began. After several miles, one of the cars ran off the road and crashed. The driver was killed. (Times-Tribune.com)

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David Hasselhoff is really drunk in this video. Wow.

A videotape made by David Hasselhoff’s daughters shows the recovering alcoholic falling off the wagon, Hasselhoff acknowledged Thursday, but the actor added that he is doing much better since it was made.

The video, which aired Thursday on TV tabloid shows, depicts an apparently inebriated Hasselhoff, clad only in blue jeans, lying on the floor of a room and clumsily eating a hamburger while one of his daughters reproves him about his drinking.

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Dude playing lacrosse gets leveled -- damn.

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Naked man superglued to exercise bike

A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.

A news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.

"The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut," SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying. The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said. Article here.

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Ronald McDonald has some sweet dance moves.

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Dude runs from police, hit by SUV

Authorities said a verbal argument ended when a Stuart man threw his wife from a boat and left her in the ocean about a quarter of a mile from shore.

The Martin County Sheriff's Office reported that Julie Talley treaded water on Sunday until she was able to flag down a passing boat.

Once the woman got back to dry land, she told deputies that her husband, Robert Talley, had tossed her overboard and left her but that she had wanted to get off the boat anyway. Despite his wife's protests, Robert Talley was charged with domestic battery. He was released Monday on a $5,000 bond. (WFTV)

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Super Mario: A Short Film 'Game Over'

(maybe it's just cause I'm a dork, but this is pretty f*ckin funny and original)

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