Thursday, June 14, 2007

Hmm... sounds like one crazy party to me.

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Dude shoots computer after catching wife chatting with guys

A man who caught his wife chatting with men online decided to log her off for good early Tuesday — by gunning down her computer, police said.

Jason Griffith, 23, was arrested on charges of reckless endangerment, simple assault, terroristic threats, disorderly conduct and harassment.

Police allege Mr. Griffith fired one .40-caliber bullet into his wife’s computer tower after a 2 AM argument inside a bedroom on the second floor of the couple’s residence.

After returning home early Tuesday, Mr. Griffith became angry that his wife was chatting with men on the social networking Web site He first assaulted her in the kitchen and then tried to drag her upstairs.

Once upstairs, he shot the computer and fired a bullet into the floor. No one was injured. Officers recovered the gun, a black Springfield Armory pistol, with a loaded magazine and a round in the chamber. Mr. Griffith was arraigned and transported to Lackawanna County Prison. » Article here

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[hilarious] Will Ferrell accepts Spike TV award

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Photoworthy: the millau bridge

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Overheard on the streets of New York:

Charmer on cell: Yeah, man. I mean, I kind of like her. I'm not that crazy about her kids, but I think I'm going to keep seeing her. Her apartment's in a really great location.
-Outside Central Bar, 9th & 3rd

Guy on cell: Um, I think I just saw Tony Danza ride past me on roller blades.
Tony Danza: Yeah, ya did!
-Central Park

Young child: Mommy, can you feel my forehead? I think I have AIDS.
-Prince St

Wannabe thug on cell to girlfriend: Look, I gotta be single. All I wanna do is get money, stay fresh, dress fly, and fuck bitches.
-Penn Station

Woman on phone: I gotta go -- I'm at Weight Watchers.
-Dunkin' Donuts, Bayside

Guy: You ever try Kopi Luwak?
Girl: No, who is he?
Guy: It's not a he, it's the world's most expensive coffee.
Girl: That's not the coffee that's made from cat shit, is it?
Guy: It's not made from cat shit.
Girl: They pick the beans out of the cat shit.
Guy: Sort of.
Girl: So that posers like you can drink it.
Guy: You don't understand the concept of gourmet.
Girl: Maybe not, but I understand the concept of eating shit.
-Starbucks, Court St, Brooklyn



The Treadmill Challenge (Japanese TV game show)

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[tragic] woman dies in ER lobby, as 911 refuses to help

A woman who lay bleeding on the emergency room floor of a troubled inner-city hospital died after 911 dispatchers refused to contact paramedics or an ambulance to take her to another facility, newly released tapes of the emergency calls reveal.

Edith Isabel Rodriguez, 43, died of a perforated bowel. Her death was ruled accidental by the Los Angeles County coroner’s office.

Relatives said Rodriguez was bleeding from the mouth and writhing in pain for 45 minutes while she was at a hospital waiting area. Experts have said she could have survived had she been treated early enough. “I’m in the emergency room. My wife is dying and the nurses don’t want to help her out,” Rodriguez’s boyfriend, Jose Prado, is heard saying in Spanish through an interpreter on the tapes.

“What’s wrong with her?” a female dispatcher asked.

“She’s vomiting blood,” Prado said.

“OK, and why aren’t they helping her?” the dispatcher asked.

"They’re just watching her. They’re watching her there and they’re not doing anything. They’re just watching her,” Prado said. » Full article here


Party foul -- look at all that wasted beer.


Dude paints a cool picture in under one minute

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Iran to execute porn stars, views them as 'corrupter of the world'

Iran's parliament on Wednesday voted in favor of a bill that could lead to the death penalty for persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies.

With a 148-5 vote in favor and four abstentions, lawmakers present at the Wednesday session of the 290-seat parliament approved that "producers of pornographic works and main elements in their production are considered corrupter of the world and could be sentenced to punishment as corrupter of the world."

The term, "corrupter of the world" is taken from the Quran, the Muslims' holy book, and ranks among the highest on the scale of an individual's criminal offenses. Under Iran's Islamic Penal Code, it carries a death penalty.

The "main elements" referred to in the draft include producers, directors, cameramen and actors involved in making a pornographic video. » Full article here

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What happens to your body if you stop smoking RIGHT NOW

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In 20 minutes:
Your blood pressure will return to normal.

In 8 hours:
The carbon monoxide (toxic gas) levels in your blood stream will drop by half, and oxygen levels will return to normal.

In 48 hours:
Your chance of having a heart attack will begin its long decline. All nicotine will have left your body. Your sense of taste and smell will return to a normal level.

In 2 weeks:
Your circulation will increase, and it will continue to improve for the next 10 weeks.

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Human Tetris (Japanese TV game show)

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Dude gets 2 DUI's in one day from the same cop

A man was cited for drunken driving twice in the same day, by the same officer, and jailed after authorities said he showed up drunk for his arraignment.

Court records said Adam T. Lundgren, 42, was cited for misdemeanor drunken driving after being spotted driving erratically. He was later released to a sober friend, but jumped from the friend's car and returned to downtown, where he continued drinking, court records said.

At about 10 p.m., Lundgren drove into a bridge railing and started to run away. Witnesses captured him and held him until police arrived. Officer Cody Lanier of the Missoula Police Department again cited Lundgren for drunken driving, along with reckless driving and failing to heed a stop sign. » Article here

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