Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Japanese Ping Pong (oldie but a goodie)

Mall Easter bunny punches woman...?

Authorities said a man playing the Easter Bunny at a Florida mall is accused of removing the head of the costume and hitting a customer.

Police reports said 22-year-old Arthur McClure punched Erin Johansson when she got upset that the photo exhibit was closing 10 minutes early Saturday night. The alleged incident was witnessed by dozens of people, including 15 children, at Edison Mall.

McClure said he never punched Johansson and that he was only trying to stop a fight between his wife, exhibit manager Crystal Frechette, and Johansson.

Frechette acknowledged punching Johansson and said the woman poked her as she closed the set. Mall management issued an apology. McClure and Frechette have been fired.

Both are charged with battery and disturbing the peace. They were released from Lee County jail Sunday and plan to get an attorney for their May 2 court hearing. Article here.

Laguna Bi-otch...

Man can't feel nail in his head? WTF?

A man from the Ufa region in western Russia has survived after discovering a 10-cm nail in his head.

The 40-year-old man discovered a metal dowel sticking out of the top of his head while brushing his hair after a party the previous evening. He told doctors that he had been drinking with his friends and so could not remember anything about how the nail had got there. It did not cause him to panic however, despite the fact that few people survive such traumas.

“Head traumas are often accompanied by amnesia — the victim does not remember how he was injured. Or he may not wish to speak of it for personal reasons,” said neurosurgeon Ildus Saitov, who removed the nail from the man’s head.

The doctor said his patient had been very lucky — the dowel had not broken any major blood vessels or the most important parts of the brain, while strong alcoholic intoxication Saitov believes saved him from going into shock from the pain. The patient left hospital only a couple of days after the operation and is now feeling absolutely normal, he said.

WTF? Seriously? How drunk was he? Article here.

Guess who this celebrity is...???

(click here to find out what celebrity this is)

fyi, my roommates and I think the hotdog she’s eating looks really tasty

Drunk dad flipped golf cart filled with kids

Fairfield, California police arrested a Petaluma man on felony drunken-driving charges after he allegedly gave his three children a ride in a golf cart and flipped the cart, authorities said Monday.
The accident happened at 4:20 p.m. Sunday on Siebe Drive in Green Valley, an upscale golfing community near Fairfield, California.

Authorities said 50-year-old Loren Dooley crashed the cart while giving a ride to his three sons, ages 10, 7 and 5. The boys were treated for minor injuries.

Dooley was booked on suspicion of felony driving under the influence, Williford said. Dooley's blood-alcohol level was measured at less than 0.08 percent, which usually would not result in felony charges. But Williford said Dooley's cart was designed to carry only two people. Dooley has been released on bail. Article here.

I'm confused, how did this even happen?

Give your girlfriend GPS panties...

Make sure your girlfriend is always at the right place with these GPS Panties.
These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!


These “panties” can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use their patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day. The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it’s there!”

Yeah… uh I’d say you might have ‘control’ problem if you make your girlfriend/ daughter wear these things.

*They cost $100 for the ‘Basic forgot-me-not panties’
*$180 for the ‘Advanced forgot-me-not-panties’ (w/heart & heart rate sensors)
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*You can order a set of 7 of each of these for $650, $1190.

Click here to buy one. Try to order one... watch what happens... :)

Dogs from the hood...

Tom is going to eat Katie's placenta?

Tom Cruise, 43, and his fiancee Katie Holmes, 27, joyously welcomed the arrival of a baby girl, Suri, yesterday. The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew meaning "princess," or in Persian meaning "red rose."

The child weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and was 20 inches in length. This is the first child for Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes.

In other news,
Entertainment is reporting that Tom Cruise is intending to eat Katie Holmes' placenta after his fiancée has given birth to their baby.

Tom told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."

Are you f*cking kidding me? He cannot be serious, this has to all be an act. Nobody is that crazy. If you don't think this guy is completely bat sh*t insane, watch him talk about Katie's smile and tongue:

"We got lost in Virginia and this was the only person we could find to give us directions."

Man trading up from paper clip to house

Kyle MacDonald had a red paper clip and a dream: Could he use the community power of the Internet to barter that paper clip for something better, and trade that thing for something else and so on and so on until he had a house?

The story begins last July. Here’s an outline of MacDonald's quest:
He advertised it in the barter section of Craigslist.org, the Web site teeming with city-specific listings for everything from job openings to apartment rentals. At first, MacDonald said merely that he wanted something bigger or better for his red paper clip. No mention of a house he feared seeming flaky.

While he was visiting his hometown of Vancouver, British Columbia, two women gave him a fish-shaped pen for the paper clip.

Later that day, MacDonald headed to Seattle to catch a ballgame and a flight home. Before the airport, though, he stopped to see Annie Robbins, an artist who had just stumbled upon the Craigslist barter section. She admired its anticonsumerist vibe, she said, so she answered MacDonald's posting "on a lark."

MacDonald left her home the proud owner of a small ceramic doorknob with a smiley face, made by the son of an artist Robbins knows.

Next up was Shawn Sparks, who was packing up to move from Amherst, Mass., to Alexandria, Va. Sparks, 35, is a huge fan of Craigslist barters, having acquired his 1993 Chevy Blazer in a trade for a used laptop.

Sparks offered MacDonald a Coleman camping stove. Sparks had two, and didn't want to lug both on his move. And he needed a new knob for his espresso machine.

Done. The men celebrated with a barbecue at Sparks' house.

MacDonald gave the camping stove to a Marine sergeant at Camp Pendleton, Calif., getting a generator in return.

East again. MacDonald swapped the generator for an "instant party package" an empty beer keg, a neon Budweiser sign and a promise to fill the keg proferred by a young man in Queens, New York City.
Before the trade, MacDonald left the generator in storage in his hotel. When he went to claim it, he was told it had been confiscated by the fire department because it was leaking gas.

"If there was ever a movie based on all that, that would be the closest to losing it all," he said, recalling his anguish. But more on movies later.

MacDonald reclaimed the generator by tracking it to a firehouse in lower Manhattan, where he got a Tootsie Pop from the crew and petted their Dalmatian.

The beer package went to a Montreal disc jockey, in exchange for a snowmobile. Here's where the project's grassroots purity may have gotten compromised. MacDonald's blog, http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com, was attracting attention, and MacDonald was invited onto Canadian television. Our wandering man was asked if there was anywhere he wouldn't go to trade the snowmobile.

An obscure place came to mind, so he spit it out: Yahk, a hamlet in the Canadian Rockies. Some publicity-seeking ensued. A snowmobiling magazine offered an expense-paid trip to Yahk in exchange for the snowmobile. The trip went to Bruno Taillefer, Quebec manager for the supply company Cintas Corp. He got headquarters to let him give MacDonald a 1995 Cintas van that he had been planning to sell.

MacDonald gave the van stripped of Cintas logos to a musician seeking to haul gear. In turn, the musician, who works at a Toronto recording studio, arranged a recording contract, with studio time and a promise to pitch the finished product to music executives.
MacDonald handed the contract to Jody Gnant, a singer in Phoenix who owns a duplex.

And that is how Kyle MacDonald has turned a paper clip into a year of shelter in the desert. Where it goes now, who knows. He says he has offers from Hollywood studios to turn his story into a film. But he pledges not to accept gifts or overly lopsided trades that would undermine the peer-to-peer joy that he says has animated his journey. Asked what he has learned from all this, he responded:

"If you say you're going to do something and you start to do it, and people enjoy it or respect it or are entertained by it, people will step up and help you."

Click here to see his official blog, one red paperclip. Article here.

Another crazy USB gadget: cooler/heater

...yep it’s a drink thingy cooler / heater, USB powered suited for winter and summer computer geeks!

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Men who have sex with plastic dolls...?

The men who have sex with dolls, they think she's 'perfect' and agrees to whatever her man desires. The only thing is, she's plastic. We expose the disturbing phenomenon of men who reject real women in favour of silicone…

Sidore is as real to me as a human woman,' explains Davecat, right, 28, a lab technician from Detroit in the US, as he gazes lovingly at the slim, raven-haired creature beside him. 'I imagine most people think anyone who loves dolls is a pervert, but I feel normal,' he says. 'And with my silicone girlfriend, I'm part of a couple who are infinitely healthier and happier than most couples.'
Davecat paid over £4,000 for his perfect woman, Sidore, an eerily lifelike silicone doll with silky hair, manicured nails and breasts that jiggle realistically. Rather than rely on fate to lead him to his life partner, Davecat had his spouse custom-made by American manufacturer RealDolls, set up by Matt McMullen ten years ago to meet the growing demand for realistic sex dolls.

Sidore, one of hundreds of dolls that are painstakingly handmade by McMullen, has all the attributes of a real woman, including a vagina. 'I tested the physical parts of these dolls,' he admits. 'When you put something in a silicone entry, it's got this suction that a real woman couldn't have, so it's more intense than the real thing.'


Click here to read the full article...

Bob Saget gets tampons thrown at him?

Saget performed on a weekend evening at Northwestern University...
Throughout his act, Saget was interrupted multiple times by audience antics. Certain female audience members had the gall to throw tampons scrawled with phone numbers at the comedian. Saget’s act was temporarily stopped to clear the stage.

He verbalized the sentiments of many audience members when he asked the tampon-throwers,“What made you think this was a good idea?”

Throwing your panties onstage at a rap concert is a tired tactic, but at least it’s socially acceptable. Pelting a comedian with feminine products just embarrasses the entire audience.

Click here to read the full article...

Passed out and drunk... (part 2)

Homeless turns in lost wallet of $$$

Kim Bogue said her prayers have been answered. She lost a wallet and figured her $900 was gone for good. She had been saving the money for a trip to her native Thailand.

A homeless man found the wallet in a Southern California garbage bin while looking for cans to recycle. Bogue had accidentally tossed the wallet in the trash when she threw out her lunch leftovers at the office.

The man, who asked not to be identified, gave the wallet to a woman who works in a nearby building. The billfold still had Bogue's money and credit cards.

Bogue gave the homeless man $100 for his honesty. She said he has a good heart.

Yet another feel-good-story-of-the-day. Article here.