Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes thatsomething new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with theirvacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it downto give the vacuum one more chance?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with ashopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's allright?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot!?!"
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons issuffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three bestfriends, if they're okay, then it's you.