Friday, May 18, 2007

For Mom... with love?

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Dude mails his poop along with his parking ticket payment

A man who allegedly put dog feces in a payment envelope for his overtime parking ticket last month has been charged with disorderly conduct.

Joshua Steven Solberg, 22, was issued a citation for overtime parking. He paid for it by putting the ticket envelope in a drop box for citations at the Law Enforcement Center. An office employee for Austin police noticed a foul odor about while gathering envelopes from the box. The odor persisted when she brought them to her desk. As she opened the envelopes, the woman noticed one leaking a brown fluid, which got onto her hands, the complaint stated.


That evening, the woman traveled to St. Cloud, Minn., and awoke the next day with a headache and vomited repeatedly. She was hospitalized for about two days with an undetermined illness. Full article here.

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Dude explains the 'Donkey Punch' on Fox News

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To start, press the 'any key'.

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Car crashes into mall, and down the escalator

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Restaurant manager pelted with gummy bears

Police responded to The Golden Corral, because a female was throwing Gummy Bears at the manager. She was in the parking lot yelling at employees when the officer arrived.

An employee said the subject came into the restaurant late and complained about the food. She started putting gummy bears in a napkin and putting them in her purse. The subject yelled and cursed at the manager when confronted. She then took the candy from her purse and threw it at the manager and on the floor.

The manager said the subject threatened to beat her up. The subject told police she had to wait five minutes before being seated and that most of the food was gone. She went to get ice cream but was unable to and told the manager. She denied threatening to beat up the manager. The subject was issued a summons to appear in court. Article here.

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'That breakdancing' video (remix)

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'100 person beer bong. 100 people finished 1 keg in a few seconds.'

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Have some time to kill? Watch this dog hump this duck.

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Wash your car and get a lap dance, all in the same place.

A nude car wash offering an X-rated sideshow and topless cleaning in Australia has been given the all-clear after police and officials said they were powerless to scrub it.

The Bubbles 'n' Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for A$55 ($45) and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for A$100. "If it was approved for a car wash then I can't imagine how we can stop them," Lord Mayor Campbell Newman told a council meeting with worried local lawmakers.

The raunchy wash, set up by a strip-club owner, was screened from the public and used recycled water to avoid breaching water use restrictions, they said. "We don't want any traffic accidents caused by people looking at the girls instead of looking at the road," Superintendent Colin Campbell told local media. Article here.

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Yeah, I'd say her shirt is a bit see-through (Britney Spears)

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Wow, this hockey dude get's drilled into the wall

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Couple to be married at NASCAR race? WTF?

Sharon Hughes won't be having a white wedding -- more like a black-and-white checkered wedding. She and her husband-to-be are big-time NASCAR fans and didn't want to miss the Coca-Cola 600 Memorial Day weekend in Concord.
So she and Nolan Bailey will be married at a campground at the Lowe's Motor Speedway the day before the big race. Invitations to the May 26 wedding included checkered flag designs and the couple's favorite drivers. Hughes will also have a black-and-white checkered ribbon attached to her bouquet. Article here.

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