Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Toilet Themed Restaurant?

XBox 360 is not the HOT holiday item this year

I believe this goes on the list of one of the premier HOT holiday items for the season. Announcing the [clearing throat] Vagina Pops.

“…Our Vagina Chocolate Pop is 3 inches of chocolate fun”

Yes, folks- this is real. This store features ‘Vagina Shaped’ suckers, chocolate, and pops. Not really sure if I could ever see myself giving this to anyone I know (that I’d want to talk to again)… but these would obviously make a great ‘gag’ gift. Click here to find out more.

Animals can be really funny looking...

Naughty Bikini Design Kit really Naughty!

Looking for a unique Christmas gift to give that special someone this year? Look no further than the Naughty Nad's Bikini Design Kit. Complete with four Naughty Bikini Shapes, for removing hair ...down there!

Bikini designs are Landing Strips, Bermuda Triangle, Heart and Thunderstruck. Full instructions and kit inside to yield professional results (w/soothing calendula and sensual mango & peach scent).

Yeah, uh, err, this is interesting. Very interesting. Click here to buy one, or five.

Dude, lets go to Wal-Mart for a dance party!

So check this prank/gag/idea out. About 25 punks all got together and decided it would be absolutely hilarious and fun to go to the local Wal-Mart and hold a ‘dance party.’ Yes, that’s right. A dance party.

Don’t think they didn’t think this through either. These guys had tuned all the boom-boxes they could find in the electronics section to a radio station that their FM-Transmitter was broadcasting to off an iPod. How awesome is that?

The results are pretty funny (I expected more, but hey- it’s the thought that counts right?). They tried this ‘experiment’ a total of 3 times. Two times at Wal-Mart, and once at Target.

They never were arrested (just escorted out), and each time it looks like the employees were extremely confused in what was going on at first- but then they always crack the whip and spoil the fun (by cutting the power). Watch complete video footage of the Wal-Mart/Target dance party video here.

Caption this...

25 Things You Should Know About Guys

2.) Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before you reveal your numbers.

10.) If they smell like pot, they've probably been smoking. If they smell like booze, they've probably been drinking. Put your interrogation flashlight away.

13.) They have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if they haven't, they want to.

Click here to read the full entire list.

A water bottle jet pack launches chinese dude

I’m really not sure how this works, but this guy sure does go for one hell of a ride. Looks like sweet-ass fun to me. Click here to watch the video.

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Whoa...bubbles that are different colors?

“…we've combined the simple joy of bubbles with the beauty and magic of color, inventing the world's first real colored bubbles.”

They are called Zubbles. Scientists have finally made a way to make different colored bubbles (was this really a world epidemic?). Also Zubbles magically disappears when exposed to air, water or pressure. What will these crazy scientists come up with next? Click here to find out more.

Live lingerie models at the mall?

A lingerie store called is grabbing attention with live models in the window. Some people have complained, but police say there is nothing illegal about the lingerie models.

"It's tainting the wholesome businesses down here. I think it's selfish, and I think it's morally reprehensible."

Another downtown merchant likes the idea, saying the models are attracting more potential customers to the area.

"It's like a New York thing. It's urban. It's edgy," said Stacy Gervais, owner of Stacy's Hallmark Store and a founder of a downtown merchants group.

Lingerie store owner Felicia Stockford said she has had no trouble finding staffers. She said the young women enjoy strutting their stuff in the shop window.

Hmm… I would imagine staring at these models would be what I would call awkward? Even for both sexes. Don’t you think? Wouldn’t it be weird to just walkup to a glass window and stare at some chick in her underwear (or next to nothing)? Nevertheless, I’m sure it’s entertaining to watch people’s reactions. Article here.