Friday, April 07, 2006

Mind if I shower you with my beer?

Further proof Kevin Federline sucks @life

Kevin Federline has embarrassed himself again in his new single Snap. Seriously, words can't even describe how bad this song is. Listen to the single here.
Sadly, these are some of his lyrics he wrote for this song. I understand that the sound of his music has been known to rupture certain organs that are vital to the human existence. If for medical reasons you choose not to listen to his new song, just read some of his first verse, you'll get the point. Try to read these out loud with a straight face:

- “I don't say nuttin I just snap fingers”
- “Benjamin Frankin is a food friend of mine”
- “Ya I'm hotter than a pizza oven”
- “I'm popping bottles all the models see me coming”
- “Louis Vuitton from my feet to my arm”
- “K Federline I snap like Mike Tyson"

Check it... a Mario Brothers cookie!

Overheard on the streets of New York:

Guy #1: You are such a nerd.
Guy #2: You mean because I'm on my laptop during sex?
Guy #1: What?
-42nd & 8th

Chick: I know you'll think I'm crazy, but I just don't believe that dinosaurs ever existed.
Guy: What? Well, where do you think those dinosaur bones come from?
Chick: People just make them and put them in the ground and then dig them up so they will be famous.
Guy: I can't believe you're serious.
-Museum of Natural History

Girl #1: Was he a virgin?
Girl #2: Yeah, I think so.
Girl #1: I bet. He totally needed a new haircut.
-Uptown Lounge, 3rd Avenue

You… white trash? No way!

Busta Rhymes and the wrecked Ferrari

So Busta is down in Miami, chillin’ doing leisure type activites, when a Ferrari 360 Spider crashes onto his neighbor, Scott Storch's, lawn. He grabs his camera with his boys (who he was probably blazing with) and makes a little home news tape.

This is pretty funny despite the fact Busta kind of gets annoying. Watch the beginning, then fast forward 3/4 through to the end. You have to admit, Busta Rhymes has a cool ‘deep’ resonance to his voice- so anything he says is inherently cool. Plus, he’s Busta Rhymes- so he’s eccentric to begin with. This is a semi-interesting video to watch if you have a couple of minutes to kill.

Huh? Can he actually tackle someone?

Don’t think these pictures are real? They are real… its Bobby Martin, 17 years old, is a noseguard and special teams member for Colonel White High School in Dayton, Ohio. He also happens to be three feet tall, having been born with no legs.

Click here to read more.

Dog comes home after five years?

A couple says they are thrilled to have their dog back nearly five years after it disappeared.

Holly and Troy Webb said they thought the worst when Gidget, their Lhasa apso, ran away in 2001. "We thought maybe she got hurt or something, but nobody called or anything like that," says Holly Webb. But the South Bend Animal Control officials called the Webbs last week, saying they found the dog, still wearing the collar and tags she had on when she disappeared.

The dog was found tied to animal control's front door, the Webbs were told. "When I saw her, it was like seeing a ghost," Troy Webb said. Gidget, missing for four years and seven months, is now 12 or 13 years old. She came home with matted fur and moves a bit slower but was otherwise all right, the Webbs said. "If she just wants to be a lap dog, that's fine with me, too," said Troy Webb. The Webbs said they believe someone had their dog. She had been fed but not groomed.

Nothing like a great doggy feel-good-story-of-the-day. Article here.

Angelina makes Brad Pitt sleep on couch

MSN is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are on the rocks. Some reports are saying that Angelina kicked Brad out of the bedroom and onto the couch, and another report claims Brad walked out the door. The fights have stemmed because Brad has been under a lot of pressure from his mom to wed Angelina before the baby is born, and she refuses to commit to a date.
One Source reveals Brad and Angelina have been fighting like cat and dog over where to have the baby, over whether Angelina should continue to fly and also over her thinness. “Ange has been putting up obstacle after obstacle and it's clear to Brad she’s not just stalling anymore. She doesn’t seem to have any intention of marrying him any time soon."

The truth is that Brad and Angelina are so well off independent of each other, they probably don’t ever really thing of anyone but themselves. Plus they’re rich. Brad is considered the hottest dude in the world, Angelina is considered one of the most eccentrically attractive women… why would they care about anyone else but themselves.


Cool or Cruel?

Top-10 cool, affordable new cars:

Kelley Blue Book has released a list of what it calls top-10 cool, affordable new vehicles. The prices start at about $15,500, topping out under $18,000.
Cars on the list include the new Dodge Caliber, the Mazda3 and the Chevrolet HHR as well as some more familiar names like the Kia Sportage and the Honda Civic.

Kelley Blue Book said it chose the $18,000 ceiling because it means a monthly payment of $350 or less over five years. Editor Jack Nerad said the economy cars offer a number of key features previously available only in luxury cars, like an iPod connection. Source here.

Top 10 coolest new cars selling under $18,000, according to Kelley Blue Book (Blue Book Value):

· 2007 Toyota Yaris: N/A
· 2006 Scion xB: $15,524
· 2007 Dodge Caliber: $15,985
· 2006 Kia Sportage: $16,134
· Chevrolet HHR: $16,472
· Ford Fusion: $17,084
· 2006 Nissan Frontier King Cab: $17,179
· 2006 Mazda3: $17,860
· 2006 Honda Civic: $17,860

· 2006 Scion tC: $17,960