Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Doggystyle?

SNL's 'Chronicles of Narnia rap' is hilarious

If you haven't seen Saturday Night Live's Chronicles of Narnia rap, you need to. This two-minute video, from SNL is pretty darn funny. People are comparing it to Christopher Walken’s "more cowbell" skit. Good for a great chuckle. Click here to watch the video.

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Ahh.... shit, this is going to hurt in the morning



A photographer has come under fire in China for his pictures of a man falling off a bicycle. This dude's bike hit a pot-hole submerged in rainwater. The photographer Liu Tao, was accused of lying in wait to take his pictures instead of warning people of the danger. Fu*kin dick.

[Via Ananova]

1960's "Mixed Vegetable Jello Mix" ?!?!?!

If your kids didn’t finish their veggies punish them with this mixed vegetable flavored Jello, they’ll never know.

“Package of early 1960’s Jello brand gelatin mix in a very unusual flavor MIXED VEGETABLE. Intended for salads, it was a flavor that did not go over very well and was quickly discontinued.”

Sound good to you? Buy this on eBay here.

WTF? Why the heck would this ever sound appetizing to anyone?

[via WA]

Jenna Jameson tells a secret about her sex life

In this 15 second video, Jenna Jameson (the sex queen pornstar) tells her personal experience with the 'most unusual place to have sex.' Bet you're interested? Click here to find out her dirty secret. Trust me, it will leave you with your jaw on the floor.

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Fugitive caught hiding out in woman's restroom

What started with a car theft turned into an escape and resulting chase that ended with the male fugitive being caught hiding out in a woman's restroom by an officer who received a ride from a pizza deliveryman.

Wichita police say an officer who stopped a car Sunday afternoon discovered that it was a vehicle stolen from a sales lot two days earlier. The driver, a 30-year-old man, said he had some injuries that needed treatment. Police, who didn't know the nature of the injuries the man claimed to have, had him taken to a hospital emergency room.

Police said that after being treated the man asked to use the restroom and an officer escorted him there and waited outside. A short time later, he was spotted in the air lock at the exit of the emergency room, and he ran out of the hospital with the officer in pursuit, police said.

The restroom had only one door, and police said the man must have stood on a railing in the stall, climbed into the ceiling and made his way to the exit.

Police said the man conned a motorist at a convenience store into giving him a ride. A pizza delivery driver who saw the pursuing officer gave him a ride and they followed the car to a fast food restaurant. When the officer went in, he spotted the man peeking out the door of the women's restroom and took him back into custody. Article here.

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Ohio grandma becomes celebrated gamer?

A 69-year-old grandmother has become the heroine of young video-game fans and the star of a Web log created by her grandson.

Barbara St. Hilaire plays video games 10 hours a day and spends a good part of her Social Security check on games.

St. Hilaire said she thinks the blog and media attention she's gotten is funny but doesn't quite understand it. Mostly, like anyone getting a Christmas gift, she appreciates the free games showered on her by video game makers who want to share in the reflected glare of publicity.

And there are the bloggers she has met online. "I guess this is my form of traveling the world," she told the Akron Beacon Journal.

MTV profiled St. Hilaire, hired her as a video game correspondent and offered to screen her interview requests. It's all been, as her 22-year-old grandson Timothy St. Hilaire put it, a bit head-spinning.

"Well, last weekend was hell, but it's over," the grandson told his grandmother's fans on his blog http://oghc.blogspot.com. The blog is named for her moniker, Old Grandma Hardcore -- as in hardcore video game player.

According to the trade group Entertainment Software Association, 19 percent of computer and video game players are 50 years old or older. The senior-citizen share was 9 percent in 1999.

How awesome is this? Yeah for old gamers! Article here.

Photoworthy

The 50 Greatest Gadgets of the Past 50 Years

PC World's list of the top 50 tech gadgets of the last half century was assembled after we polled our editors for nominations. We then rated the nominated gadgets for usefulness, design, degree of innovation, influence on subsequent gadgets, and the "cool factor."

1.) Sony Walkman TPS-L2 (1979)
2.) Apple iPod (2001)
3.) (Tie) ReplayTV RTV2001 and TiVo HDR110 (1999)
4.) PalmPilot 1000 (1996)
5.) Sony CDP-101 (1982)
6.) Motorola StarTAC (1996)
7.) Atari Video Computer System (1977)
8.) Polaroid SX-70 Land Camera (1972)
9.) M-Systems DiskOnKey (2000)
10.) Regency TR-1 (1954)