Friday, August 25, 2006

You better peddle faster kid

Man sends porn pictures to family of ex-wife

A southeast Missouri man will go to jail for breaking into his ex-wife's e-mail and sending pornographic pictures of her to her relatives.

Alfred Seals, 47, of Cape Girardeau, pleaded guilty Wednesday to misdemeanor tampering with computer data, and was sentenced to 20 days in jail.

Seals gained access to his wife's e-mail account without her consent, then e-mailed the woman's family a Web site link and message stating, "something nice to see," according to a probable-cause statement.

The link took users to a Web site that contained several pornographic pictures Seals took of the woman when they were married.

The woman immediately suspected her ex-husband and went to police. Article here.

Snakes on a mothaf*ckin piece of toast!

I seriously cannot get enough of this movie here, I played that clip like 7 times at work anytime I needed a "pick-me-up" yesterday. Awesome, f*ckin’ awesome.

FYI, Snakes on a Plane is currently the most popular movie in the country. Weekend gross = $13,806,311. F*ck yeah.

Overheard on the Streets of New York:

Guy #1: Dude, that chick is so hot.
Guy #2: Yeah, I would so pee in her butt.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, I'd pee in her butt, too.
Random dude, passing by: What the fuck?
-Times Square

Engineer #1: I would poke her, man. I would poke the life out of her.
Engineer #2: I have poked her. I have poked the life out of her.
Girl, walking by: Look, you two need to get laid. Facebook means nothing to us girls; we get a billion pokes a day.
-Brooklyn Polytechnic Institute

20-Something frat boy: Ya know, something tells me my wife hasn't even been born yet...
-6 train, Astor Place

Conductor: 207th Street. Last stop. Everyone wake up and get the fuck off my train; I want to go home. Thanks for riding MTA.
-Uptown A train, 207th St

Idealist: I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl who will make omelets and won't sleep with my friends.
-7th & Ave A

This Russian dude is like Jackie Chan, crazy!

Bat, trimmer, hammer used in lawn boys fight

The supervisor went for a bat. The employee whipped out a weed trimmer. Another worker used a hammer to break up the fight.

That's the scene St. Johns County authorities described Tuesday after a lawn service supervisor criticized one of his worker's grass-cutting skills, The Florida Times-Union reported.

Lance Tywan Wamley, 26, of Hollywood, Fla., is charged with threatening several men with a 34-inch baseball bat and then hitting one man in the chest. The worker, Eric J. Torres, 23, defended himself with a weed trimmer, authorities said.

Another worker, armed with a hammer, broke up the scuffle, authorities said. Torres was treated at a hospital. Wamley was charged with felony assault and battery. Information on his legal representation was not available Thursday. Article here.

Oh great my ex-girlfriend is having a party

Men fantasise about sex with Nurses the most

Nurses and firemen dominate the sexual fantasies of men and women in Britain with politicians and traffic wardens ranking near the bottom, according to a poll published today.

Some 47 per cent of women fantasise about firefighters, while almost 54 per cent of men dream about women dressed in a nurse's uniform.

By contrast, only 1.7 per cent of women confessed to having fantasies about politicians, while 6.5 per cent of men fantasise about traffic wardens.

Firemen are followed by soldiers, populating the dreams of 28 per cent of women, businessmen (27 per cent), doctors (26 per cent), and footballers (20 per cent).
At the bottom of the list of women's sexual fantasies were milkmen, only in 0.8 per cent of women's dreams. Men, who were more comfortable confessing to sexual fantasies, dreamed about nurses, maids (44 per cent), and air hostesses (40 per cent).
While a greater proportion of women fantasised about same sex relationships - 23.5 per cent compared to 5.3 per cent of men - men were more likely to dream about threesomes (55 per cent versus 31 per cent of women). Some 40 per cent of men and women also fantasised about sex with a celebrity.

The survey questioned 1818 people above the age of 16 and was carried out by Budget Van Insurance. Article here.

Tokyo says NO to pregnant Britney Spears

Tokyo's subway has refused permission for an advertising poster featuring a nude and heavily pregnant Britney Spears, branding it "too stimulating" for young people.

The picture of the pop singer -- nude but covering her breasts with her arms and crossing her legs at the knee -- appeared in the August issue of Harper's Bazaar and will be on the cover of the magazine's Japanese edition in October.

The publishers had hoped to display the cover photo for a week at a subway station in a trendy part of central Tokyo, but ran into resistance.
"We thought some of our customers would find it to be overly stimulating," said a Tokyo Metro official. Harper's Bazaar could not be reached for comment.

Not all was lost. The Metro and the publishers agreed to display the poster after all but masked the picture below the former teen idol's elbow with a statement reading: "We apologize for hiding part of a beautiful image of a mother-to-be." Article here.