Monday, June 04, 2007

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dog trapped in cereal box = pretty funny

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Ice cream truck driver stabs dude in road rage

An ice cream truck driver stabbed a man in the chest with a screwdriver in an apparent road rage incident west. Authorities did not identify the victim.

The man told Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office deputies that he was driving in a pickup Thursday afternoon when he noticed a blue ice cream truck following him and blowing its horn. Authorities said the man got out of the truck to confront the ice cream truck driver and the man stabbed him in the arm and chest.

Authorities said the ice cream truck driver had driven off by the time deputies arrived. The man sustained minor injuries. » Article here

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Photoworthy: the glass of water.

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OMG, probably shouldn't of used that much gasoline.

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Dude falls off balcony in spitting contest

A 43-year-old German man was taken to hospital in critical condition after he fell off a second storey balcony during a spitting contest with his 12-year-old son, police said Friday.

A spokesman for the police in the eastern town of Cottbus said the man in Forst had apparently lost his balance after thrusting too far forward in his attempt to outspit his son. He tumbled over the ledge and landed on a balcony of the ground floor apartment, police said. He was taken to hospital in a rescue helicopter. » Article here

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Watch this baseball manager go nuts. WTF?

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This chick has the world's longest tongue... all you guys out there -- I know what you're thinking ;)

German schoolgirl Annika Irmler has licked her way into the Guinness Book of Records with her whopping seven centimetre tongue.
"My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika. The twelve-year-old from Tangstedt, near Hamburg, can lick the ice cream from the bottom of a cornet - while her friends have to use their fingers.
[ This article is kinda old -- but still totally blogworthy. You can see her all grown up (she's 18 years old now), on MySpace here ]

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Here's a clever way to roll-up a bag of chips:

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Do you suffer from sexsomnia? You’re probably embarrassed…

A researcher said that he has cataloged a range of problems that could be classified as sleep-related sex disorders. Dr. Carlos Schenck reported in the journal Sleep that sleepsex, or sexsomnia, is becoming more common.

He also said that while some people think the behavior -- which can include attempting sex with others or touching oneself, among other things -- is funny, the people it happens to are often disturbed, or embarrassed. That can make them less likely to seek help. » Article here

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Pirates of the Caribbean 4; the college years

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Buying a house, the worst investment ever?

My fellow Fool John Rosevear considers a house to be the best investment ever. I disagree. A house is a place to live, not a road to riches.

Think about it for a minute. What characteristics do Fools look for in a great investment? Positive cash flow, low expense ratios, low transaction fees, and historically proven returns. Using these criteria, the average house falls well short of the all-time best.

Those who think renting is "throwing money away" should consider that mortgage interest, maintenance, taxes, and insurance are also "thrown away."

» Continue reading the full article here...

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This song is called, 'sex over the phone'.

(this is safe for work)

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Irony, can you see it?

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Dude beats that japanese dude's world hot dog eating record

A California man smashed the world record for hot dog eating at a contest Saturday, gobbling up more than 59 franks in 12 minutes.

Joey Chestnut, 23, of San Jose, shattered the record held by Takeru Kobayashi of Japan by downing 59 1/2 "HDBs" — hot dogs and buns — during the Southwest Regional Hot Dog Eating Championship.

Kobayashi's old record of 53 3/4 was set last year at Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest, held at Coney Island in New York, said George Costos, who helps runs the regional contests for Nathan's. » Article here

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