Thursday, August 16, 2007

Do not take this flyer down.

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Overheard on the streets of New York:

Boy: Mommy, what will happen if the tram falls into the river?
Mother: We will all die, darling. But I told you not to be afraid of dying!
Boy: But Mommy, I'm only eight! I'm too young to die!
Mother: Well, darling, stuff happens!
-Roosevelt Island tram

Girl on cell, gazing into window of Nine West: Look, I'm with a client right now so I really can't talk, okay?
-50th & 6th

Queer: There are a lot of young kids out there learning how to spell 'glamorous,' and that makes me real happy.
-Canal Jeans Co

New school guy trying to impress girl: You have got to try it. It will change your life. It's like a more mature Smirnoff Ice.
-19th & 8th

Small Canadian mimicking fat kid: You run funny.
Fat kid: Shut up or I'll eat you. I eat Canadians for breakfast.
-Bronx Science

Dude #1: Man, let's get out of here. These girls are ready, and there's free condoms right over there.
Dude #2: No way, man. I wanna jump around to this music some more.
-Irving Plaza

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INSANE wave pool in Tokyo. Where's the water?

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Dude throws his wife off balcony because of medical bills.

A man threw his seriously ill wife four stories to her death because he could no longer afford to pay for her medical care, prosecutors said in charging him with second-degree murder.

According to court documents filed, Stanley Reimer walked his wife to the balcony of their apartment and kissed her before throwing her over. The body of Criste Reimer, 47, was found Tuesday night outside the apartment building, near the upscale Country Club Plaza shopping district.

Reimer was charged Wednesday. He remained jailed on $250,000 bond and was scheduled to be arraigned Thursday. » Article here

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The 'iron soccer ball' prank.

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Woman arrested after spitting on driver in road rage incident

A woman was still in jail Thursday morning after a road rage incident drove her to spit on another driver. Brenda Sackett is being held on battery charges. Sackett admitted the incident to deputies after she tailgated the victim for driving too slowly.

Sackett said she got out of her truck at a stoplight and started screaming. When the victim rolled down her window, that's when Sackett spit on her. » Article here

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