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Earlier this year you may remember a story I posted about a guy who bit a chunk of his girlfriends face off, then spit it out on the sidewalk. Well he finally got convicted today. He has been sentenced to 15 years in prison.
The bottom could be falling out of the thong market, according to the latest figures.
G-string sales are down by 28 per cent in the past two years. But boy shorts are now a big hit with the girls — sales have doubled in 18 months.
Why has it all gone wrong for the thong? People don't like a narrow piece of fabric jamming up their ass? Article here.
Well we had the Virgin Mary on a grill cheese, in eggs, in a cheese-it, and pancakes. Where’s Jesus now? He’s moved on from food onto… a piece of sheet metal.
Lindsay Lohan showed up at the 10th Annual GM Fashion Show last night wearing a black toga and the only good thing to come out of it was her right boob.
Two 14-year-old boys escaped with minor injuries after crash-landing a small plane that authorities say they stole from an airport hangar.
The single-engine Mooney M20C belonged to one of the boys' parents, and the pair was trying to run away from their homes, said Cindy Beavers, spokeswoman for the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.
"There was a disagreement between the boys and their parents, and (the boys) decided to run away," she said. The boys took the plane from Big Bear Airport Sunday afternoon, authorities said. The airport has no control tower and pilots are not required to check in with anyone before taking off, said Garry Dokter, the airport's general manager.
Two pilots saw the boys taxiing and called the plane's owner and the Sheriff's Department. The plane ditched in Joshua Tree National Park between 5:30 and 6 p.m. The boys suffered minor injuries and were treated at the scene by rangers, according to park officials.
Officials said they didn't know why the plane went down but speculated it ran out of gas. Although neither boy has a pilot's license, the one who piloted the plane flew regularly with his father, Dokter said.
The boys were arrested for investigation of airplane theft and burglary, Beavers said. They were booked into San Bernardino County Juvenile Hall on Monday.
Whoa. And I thought I was rebellious when I was a kid. Article here.
Q: So, how long have you been a tech-support manwhore?
Ralph A. Gomez, 38, was being held in the St. Johns County Jail Wednesday on $15,000 bond on charges of possession of an illegal narcotic within 1,000 feet of a church and possession of drug paraphernalia.