Thursday, August 09, 2007

I wonder, did he train his son to do this?


Dude cleared of sleepwalk sex with 15-year-old

A mechanic who claimed he was sleepwalking when he had sex with a 15-year-old girl has been cleared of rape.

Senior Aircraftsman Kenneth Ecott, 26, wept after a jury took two hours to find he was not responsible for his actions. Mr Ecott did not deny having sex with the girl, but said he had no memory of it happening.

Instead he insisted he had a condition known as sexsomnia in which sufferers carry out indecent acts in their sleep. It was this affliction that made him climb naked on top of the girl at a friend's birthday party sleepover in Poole, Dorset, the Bournemouth Crown Court heard.

The girl screamed when she awoke. Mr Ecott was said to have confessed to the girl's family and apologised for having sex with her. He claimed to have been in a state of automatism while with the girl, meaning he was not aware of his actions. His girlfriend told the court that he had fondled her in bed while asleep. » Article here


Awesome video of person in crowd watching Barry Bonds hitting HR #756

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Monster truck crashes into crowd, hurts nine people.

A monster truck performing stunts in front of an auto parts store veered into a crowd of about 100 spectators Thursday, injuring at least nine people before breaking through a wooden fence and stopping on nearby railroad tracks, officials said. Three adults and six children were taken to the hospital.

Two of them, a mother and her 4-year-old daughter, were in serious condition and were transported to trauma hospitals. The demonstration, part of a monster truck tour sponsored by NAPA Auto Parts, featured the truck driving over four cars, crushing them.

"After its third or fourth attempt of rolling over the cars, and getting back down to the street, it appeared to have lost control and at that point careened off to the left into part of the crowd that was watching the event," said City Manager Mark Biernacki. » Full article here


[semi-sorta funny] Conan and the duck.

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Dude masturbating in library tries to stab librarian

A library patron is tased after police say he pulled a knife on a librarian. It happened Tuesday afternoon at the Central Library on S. Main Street in Wichita. According to police, a customer went to a librarian and said a man was behind some shelves masturbating. The librarian found the man sitting at a table and confronted him.

Police say other employees came over to help after the man became irate and started yelling at the librarian. As the librarian grabbed the man's arm, he reached into his back pocket and pulled out a short knife.

A WPD security officer saw the knife and tased the man before he could stab the librarian. The 58-year-old was then arrested for aggravated assault and indecent exposure. » Article here


Hmm... interesting street name.


Dudes get stabbed for not taking a bath before church

A man said a neighbor pulled a switchblade knife and cut him with it after he suggested that the other man take a bath before church.

According to the police report, the victim said he and his neighbor, Daniel Pullen, 50, were "having a couple of beers" at the victim's residence about 3:30 p.m. Saturday. The victim asked Pullen to bathe before they left for church, and Pullen pulled out a black and green switchblade knife from his front pocket and cut the victim two times on the back, the report stated.
The report stated the cuts were 6-8 inches long and deep enough to cause minor bleeding. » Article here


After the San Diego Fire Chief spoke at career day, none of the second grade boys wanted to be firemen any more.


[semi-sorta funny] Dude films 'action' video with his kids.

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Stripper gives CPR to 'client' during show.

An exotic dancer is credited with reviving a client who passed out during a private strip show early Friday morning, police said.

Karnesha Nantz, 25, was hired early Friday morning to perform a personal show for Daniel Karpinski, 46, at Karpinski's home. According to a police report, while Nantz was dancing, she turned and faced away from Karpinski for approximately 20 seconds. When she turned around again to face him, Karpinski was slumped down on the couch and was having trouble breathing, police said.

Nantz called 911 and began to administer CPR on Karpinski because he was not conscious or breathing. Paramedics arrived at the home and were able to revive the 46-year-old to the point where he was able to breathe on his own but unable to speak. He was transported to St. Lucie Medical Center, where he was listed in stable condition. » Article here


The six-wheel truck.


Principal hoped chicken blood would improve her school

A New York City principal who allegedly hired a "black magic" practitioner to cleanse evil spirits through a ceremony involving sprinkled chicken blood is being forced out a month before the school year starts. Will she be rehired if students do better this fall? » Article here


Woman named her pet 'shithead', causes problems.

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'Giant Lego Guy' found in the middle of the ocean.

A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday. Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-meter (8-foot) tall model with a yellow head and blue torso.
"We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water," said a stall worker. "It was a life-sized Lego toy." A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating toward the beach from the
direction of England." The toy was later placed in front of the drinks stall. » Article here


[semi-sorta funny] Chris Tucker talks about Prince

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Questions to ask before you get married:

Question 1: What percentage of our income are we prepared to spend to purchase and maintain our home on a monthly or annual basis?

Question 2: Who is responsible for keeping our house and yard cared for and organized? Are we different in our needs for cleanliness and organization?

Question 3: How much money do we earn together? Now? In one year? In five years? Ten? Who is responsible for which portion? Now? In one year? Five? Ten?

Question 4: What is our ultimate financial goal regarding annual income, and when do we anticipate achieving it? By what means and through what efforts?

» Full article here