Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Honestly, jumping in the water was a good idea.

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Woman sues for carpal tunnel, but there's a twist.

A woman in Florida has sued her employers for developing carpal tunnel syndrome – also known as repetitive motion injury – in both hands. Why should this make news? It’s a common occupational hazard for data entry operators and others who spend all day typing on a keyboard. Right, except the lady in question is no data entry operator and she didn’t get her tendons in a twist from too much typing. She got it from too much masturbating.

The woman, who lives in Fort Lauderdale, is a phone sexline operator. Her job description requires her to masturbate regularly – up to seven times a day - while indulging her clients’ sexual fantasies. The ambidextrous female used one hand to answer the phone and the other to give herself an orgasm during the verbal foreplay. It’s all about customer satisfaction. Isn’t that what they teach you at management school?

The phone sex lady has filed for worker’s compensation from Florida’s Department of Labor and Employment Security. She has claimed weekly benefits of $267 and also asked to be reimbursed $30,000 for medical bills reimbursement, after a neurosurgeon operated on her hand to relieve the pain. Source.

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Will Ferrell in the short movie, 'The Landlord'


The Lanlord - Click here for funny video clips

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Not your typical Michael Jackson tattoo.

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[not funny] Video from a cell phone camera at Virginia Tech

My condolences, warmest wishes, and prayers all go to the fellow students, the Virginia Tech community, and the families and friends of the victims.

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Women comes home and finds naked dude in her house

Authorities said a woman returning from her morning walk found a naked man in the doorway of her home.

According to Martin County sheriff's reports, the woman asked the man what he was doing, and he apologized and told her he would put his clothes on.

Authorities said the man got dressed and sat down on the driveway while the woman called 911. A deputy who arrived several minutes later reported finding Christopher Cicchelli walking along the road. He was arrested after admitting to the deputy that he had entered the house to get a drink from the refrigerator. The refrigerator door was found open in the house.

Cicchelli was charged Thursday with burglary. He remains in jail on a $10,000 bond. Article here.

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Anything 'riding on 20’s' is bound to look cool

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Akon at a concert with a fan in Trinidad, WTF?

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Dude is about to attend his 10th prom in 5 years

Talk about being king of the prom: Dwayne D. Price, a 2005 Michigan High School graduate, will attend his 10th prom this spring.

"I've been asked (to go) by people I went to school with, by people I've just conversed with and hung out with, and by people I've worked with,'' said Price, 20.

In spring 2005 alone, he said he went to three proms: "It was hectic — I was going to one prom, then turning around and getting ready for my next one a few days later.'' Price has attended proms at four different high schools.
"I think that the reason I'm always getting asked out is that I'm always willing to go ...on top of that, I'm adorable,'' he said.

"I believe that I've spent close to $500 on each one, so I've probably spent close to $5,000,'' he said. "I don't complain much about the money, because it's always fun.

"I pay for everything basically except her dress. I pay for the transportation, for the dinner, for the tickets and usually for the pictures.'' Read the full article here.

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Damn, Beyoncé has some crazy hair going on here

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Dear Bike Stealer...

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Theif runs over own girlfriend who was saving a duck

A Seattle man accused of running over a woman who saved a pet duck was charged Thursday with an assortment of crimes.

Kenneth Blaine Quinlan, 35, Quinlan also was charged with hit-and-run with an injury connected to the pet store worker, and two counts of third-degree assault.

One assault charge stems from a fight with the security guard after the store employee thought he saw Quinlan shoplift a $250 iPod speaker system. The other charge was for Quinlan's allegedly backing into the duck's owner, his girlfriend, 39.

The girlfriend had been in the Petco store on 196th Street SW with her pet duck, Mr. Peepers, Stern wrote in court papers. Quinlan went into another nearby store, where the alleged shoplifting occurred. The security guard followed Quinlan to the Petco store, where the defendant got the car keys from his girlfriend and tried to escape. He allegedly backed up and struck his girlfriend, Stern wrote. She dropped the duck.

A Petco employee saw what was happening and "ran to save Peepers from the front of the car" just as Quinlan drove forward, Stern said. The vehicle ran over the woman, inflicting serious injuries including broken bones in her foot and ankle, Stern said. Full article here.

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Wow, these people almost were hit by a speeding train

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Come on, he just wants someone to play with him!

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Japanese toilet could randomly catch fire? WTF?

Japan's leading toilet maker Toto Ltd. is offering free repairs for 180,000 bidet toilets after wiring problems caused several to catch fire, the company said Monday.

The electric bidet accessory of Toto's Z series caught fire in three separate incidents, according to company spokeswoman Emi Tanaka. The bidet sent up smoke in 26 other incidents, the company said.

"Fortunately, nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out and there were no injuries," Tanaka said. "The fire would have been just under your buttocks." Full article here.

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