Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Would these make you feel sick or better?

Kate Beckinsale can squirt her breast milk

Female First is reporting that Kate Beckinsale has admitted she could squirt milk out of her breasts and across the room after giving birth. She says she developed the unusual skill while breastfeeding daughter Lily, her child from her relationship with actor Michael Sheen.

Beckinsale told Jay Leno: "I do miss breastfeeding. I was good at it. I got more than my fair share - I could hit the wall from quite a distance! I do have some useless talents."

Doggie slippers? Yep, and they're $12.99

Play a 'song' by clicking on the girls...

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Teens throw donuts at cops, then crash

Five teenagers were arrested early Sunday and charged with throwing doughnuts at a state trooper and his car, fleeing the scene and eventually backing into two troopers with their Jeep.

Trooper Patrick Mulcahy was driving north on Cider Mill Road at 12:45 a.m. Sunday when he and his car were pelted with doughnuts. Mulcahy and Trooper James O'Donnell, who was in a second car with a police canine, stopped and chased the five teens through the woods to their Jeep, which was parked in the lot behind town hall, said Lt. Alaric Fox, commander of Troop C in Tolland.

The driver backed the Jeep out and hit both troopers, police said. The four teens in the Jeep were arrested. The fifth was found later that morning, police said. All were released to their parents that morning.

Jeffrey Hoffelder, 18, of Tolland, a passenger in the Jeep, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal mischief, interfering with police and throwing objects at a moving vehicle. His bail was set at $1,500. The other four are juveniles.

O'Donnell sustained a sprained knee and was treated at Rockville General Hospital and released, Fox said. Mulcahy had minor injuries. Article here.

Well... you got a cookie cake out of it?

Britney Spears interview = she gone crazy

When Dateline staffers showed up at Britney Spears' Malibu mansion to set up for her interview with Matt Lauer, they were shocked to find her alone. Not because they felt she needed moral support, but because she looked like absolute hell and sounded like a complete idiot...

Neither of her publicists, Leslie Sloane Zelnick or Nanci Ryder, showed up," said our source. Spears insisted on doing her own hair and makeup (a regrettable decision). Web sites derided her hair as a "rat's nest" and, when she started crying during the interview, one of her fake eyelashes fell off. "When [the NBC crew] got there, they thought they had the wrong day . . . During the interview, no one was there to rein things in," we're told. Spears, when asked about Kevin Federline being with a pregnant Shar Jackson when they first met, shot back, "Julia Roberts' husband had a pregnant wife when he hooked up with Julia, but no one ever talked about that!" Spears wore flip-flops, a see-through tank and micro-mini jeans."

Reps for Britney Spears immediately went into damage control on Friday, asking NBC not to release the footage to places like E! for fear that train wreck would be shown on a constant loop. Source.

A big snack, for the little guy...

Tourist takes photo, slips over cliff, dies

A woman lost her footing after stepping over a retaining wall to take a photograph and went over a cliff, falling 500 feet to her death at Yellowstone National Park.

Deborah Chamberlin, 52, of Rockford, Mich., was visiting the park with her husband and two children, park spokesman Al Nash said Sunday. She was vice president of the school board in her west Michigan community.

Her husband flagged down a passing motorist, who called 911 after the Saturday morning accident at an overlook along the Yellowstone River, park officials said.

A ranger rappelled down the canyon wall to reach the woman, but she was dead at the scene. "It's hard for me to articulate right now because I'm still in shock," said Rockford Superintendent Mike Shibler, who said he spoke to Chamberlin's husband, Gary. Article here.

Pregnant mom is carrying five babies?!?

SONGYUAN, China - Qiao Yubo, who is pregnant with at least five babies, walks with her husband, right, in Songyuan, in China's northeast Jilin province. Qiao, who is 1.67-meters tall, has a waistline measurement of 1.75 meters, five months into her pregnancy. Qiao's excessive bulk is causing difficulties in getting around, with taxi drivers too afraid to take her in their cars. Her clothing is all custom-made and she eats up to seven meals a day. (06/16/06 AP photo)

Update: Thanks to a user for pointing out that this story is actually fake. It turns out that the woman was actually carrying a bundle of clothes...

Nicole Kidman & Keith = getting married

Nicole Kidman and country music star, Keith Urban, both Aussies, arrived in Australia today where they are expected to be married at a Sydney Catholic church on June 25th. The couple, also rumored to be expecting a child, issued a statement through Kidman's publicist:

"We are very happy to be back in Australia. We have come home to celebrate our wedding with our family and friends."
This may seem like a strange pair, until you remember she was married to Tom Cruise... also this whole 'celebrity baby' thing is totally a 2006 fad. And if you ask me, it's getting kind of old.

Some cool trick car moves with two Saabs

Cop beats his wife for refusing group sex?

A Clearwater Police Officer was arrested Sunday after beating his wife for refusing to engage in group sex.

After 6:30 p.m. Sunday, 43-year-old Nicholas Brems and his wife, who live in Lutz, got into an argument when he suggested the pair engage in sexual acts with other couples, according to the report. Brems’ wife said after she told her husband no, he began pushing her head into a wall and punched her several times.

According to the report, the beating left Brems’ wife with “blood streaming from the left side of her head,” as well as bruises on other parts of her body.

When a deputy spoke with Brems, he said his actions were in self defense and he would “beat this, because he did nothing wrong,” according to the report. The deputy also noted in the report that Brems appeared to be drunk and had a strong odor of alcohol on him as well as slurred speech.

Brems, who was hired by the Clearwater Police Department in 1991, worked as a motorcycle officer as a part of the department’s traffic team. Clearwater Police Department spokesman Wayne Shelor said after Brems is released he will be taken off the street and given office duties until there is a resolution made in the case. Brems was charged with domestic battery and taken to the Pasco County Jail. Article here.