Monday, April 14, 2008

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Before stuffing a shotgun down your pants, always check to see if it is loaded.

A 20-year-old man shot himself in the groin early Sunday while trying to hide a shotgun down his pants, city police said.

A news release did not describe the injury except to say that it was "serious." His injuries were not expected to be life-threatening, medical officials told police. » Full article here

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Green shorts seems be exclaiming, 'Yeah- puke! Waa-hoo!'

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Do you think this Kobe Bryant 'stunt jump' video is real?

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Woman sues after dancing 275-pound dude falls on her

Kathryn Muth was at a restaurant with several other women when a dancing heavyset man fell off the bar and landed on her seated at a nearby table. Muth and her chair toppled over, causing her to suffer a partial tear of her rotator cuff. » Full article here

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Whoa -- Pro Wrestling is CRAZY in Japan.

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Will Ferrell as George Bush (benefit for autism education)

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There really has got to be a better way to say that.

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Dudes in black shoot strippers with paintball guns? WTF.

Three men dressed in black walked into Platinum Gold strip club on the city's southeast side Sunday night and started shooting exotic dancers with paintball guns, police said.

The men, along with an afternoon-shift dancer and another woman who had been arguing with a manager when the shooters showed up, all fled the club. Officers rushed in to discover three dancers, ages 28, 44 and 51, peppered with pink paintballs and covered in circular bruises. Surveying the rest of the club, they noticed several broken, paint splattered mirrors and a bar top stained in a patchwork of flamingo splotches. City paramedics treated the dancers in the club.

After investigating, police came to suspect the three men paintballed the dance club on behalf of the afternoon-shift dancer, who became angry after the manager refused to exchange her "funny money" for cash earlier in the day, police said. » Article here

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I'm not sure I'd want people grabbing my tongue, even if it was freak'ishly long.

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[ouch] Dude takes 100 MPH line drive off head.

Clerk throws cans of tobacco at robber

A cigarette store cashier has snuffed out a robbery. Police said a masked man flashed a knife at the Cigarette Outlet on Friday and forced one employee to the floor, then demanded money from another worker, Ruth Wright.

Instead of cash, Wright threw two cans of chewing tobacco at the robber, and one hit him in the face. Officers said a customer then tackled the man, but the robber broke free and bolted out the door. A cashier, Kittie Peacock, said the store had been robbed at least once before. » Article here

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Hey buddy, pitching a tent there?

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Snowing @Kansas City Royals game in the middle of April?

So when I was at Kansas City Royals game this weekend ...it started snowing during the middle of the game (the video didn't pick up the light flurries of snow, but I swear it was!) Snow wouldn't be that big of surprise, if it weren't for the fact it's the MIDDLE OF APRIL. The game was cold, the new scoreboard(s) were cool, and the Royals lost.
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[gross] Tree man hopes to marry after 4lb of warts removed

The 'The Tree Man of Java’ is hoping to get married after doctors performed four major operations to hack away the bark-like tissue sprouting from his hands and feet.
For 20 years Dede Koswara lived covered in warts with huge tree-like growths encasing his limbs. Today Dede, whose plight was highlighted on the Telegraph website, can once more use his hands and walk without pain.

He can see the outline of his toes for the first time in over a decade after medics cut more than 4lbs of warty horns from his legs and feet. » Full article here

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Sister busted by brother for meeting dude from Myspace

This kid films his sister coming home late after meeting a guy she met on Myspace. Some of his comments while his mother yells at her are pretty funny.

Is there really a 'used' market for this?

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Dude known as 'Naked Tickler' put in prison.

A 50-year-old man, known for terrorizing women in their homes, has been sentenced to prison.

Thomas Blacine, who police call the "Naked Tickler," was sentenced to 25 years in prison. Blacine was arrested in October for breaking into several women's houses while naked and fondling them while they slept. In one case, he videotaped himself urinating in a jug of milk. » Article here

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WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?