Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The Mc-69? Dude, you're so immature...

Teens in Texas most likely to drink & have sex

Texas teens are significantly more likely to have sex, drink alcohol and drive drunk than their peers nationwide, according to a report being released Friday.

"When it comes to risky behaviors, Texas teens are among the nation's worst," Frances Deviney, Texas director for Kids Count told the newspaper. The Kids Count report, citing a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention survey, says that in 2005:

52.5 percent of Texas high schoolers had sexual intercourse, compared with 46.8 percent nationwide.

•29.6 percent of Texas youth engaged in "episodic heavy drinking," compared with 25.5 percent nationwide.

15.4 percent of Texas youth drove a car under the influence of alcohol, compared with 9.9 percent nationwide.

37 percent of Texas youth rode with someone who had been drinking, compared with 28.5 percent nationwide. Article here.

Taco Town, aka the T-Bell crunch wrap supreme

thanks sky

Donate your PS3 = $12,500 in Taco Bell food

Taco Bell is offering $12,500 in chicken soft tacos, gorditas, Mexican pizzas, bean and cheese burritos and nachos in exchange for a PlaySation 3.

Taco Bell said it will offer $12,500 in Taco Bell Bucks to the first person who agrees to trade his or her new PlayStation 3, which debuted last week and immediately sold out and caused riots at some stores. Or at least a lot of pushing and shoving.

Taco Bell said it will donate the new gaming system to the Stanton teen center of the Boys & Girls Club.

Interested owners should send their name, email and phone number to tacobellnews@tacobell.com. The first person to respond, based on the time the email is received, and then send their PlayStation 3 will be awarded the Taco Bell Bucks. The offers expires Dec. 1. Article here.

Dude, that's one long surf board you got

Brazilian surfer Rico de Souza attempted to set a Guinness World Record for riding a wave on a 26.42-feet long board. He did it by lasting 11 seconds.

Is Britney Spears best friends with Paris Hilton?

Strolling through the Venitian hotel in Las Vegas, Paris Hilton gives Britney a tour. The two were seen hunting for game on Sunday with Palms Resort and Casino owner George Maloof. Later, the girls partied at Tao, etc, and Spears was given a free shopping spree at Dolce & Gabbana in Caesars Palace and then won $105,000 at blackjack. via

thanks kiana

I've been sleeping with this girl for a few weeks

Kramer hates black people? WTF?

Michael Richards, who is mostly known for playing Kramer on Seinfeld -- started yelling racial slurs as he performed at the Laugh Factory last Friday. Richards grew angry when a group of black men began heckling him, so he lashed out.
Richards said, "Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass. You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out. He's a ni**er! He's a ni**er! He's a ni**er! A ni**er, look, there's a ni**er! They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a ni**er."

You can see the entire video here.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding picture

[not again], Teacher has sex with student

A Strongsville, Ohio couple will not be tried on charges that they covered up a high school teacher's sexual affair with their teenage son.

Steven Bradigan, 20, said his relationship with 39-year-old Christine Scarlett began when he was 17 years old and a junior at Strongsville High School.
In June, a grand jury had previously indicted Lawrence Bradigan, 53, and his 52-year-old wife, Mary. Officials said the couple will enter a court "diversion" program that will erase the charge if they meet certain conditions.

Christine Scarlett, 39, allegedly held a win a date with a teacher contest, and took Bradigan to Dairy Queen. Bradigan said Scarlett then made a move on him in the parking lot of a Strongsville mall.

Bradigan said a sexual relationship followed, but his family and his attorney said when the incident was reported, the school district did little to pursue an investigation. Article here.

Swimming in a wine pool? Why not huh?

Bathers toss a glass of wine as they dip in wine-poured hot spring at an open-air spa in Hakone, west of Tokyo to mark the release of Beaujolais Nouveau.

Mayor gives entire town free Viagra

The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners.

"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso.

Souza Luz said 68 men over the age of 60 had already signed up for the program, which was approved by the town's legislature and has been dubbed "Happy Penis," or "Pinto Alegre" in Portuguese.

But the program has also had the unforeseen consequence of encouraging some extra-marital affairs, Souza Luz said. "Some of the old men aren't seeking out their wives. They've got romances on the side," he said.

To discourage such illicit canoodling, Souza Luz said the city had decided to begin distributing the Viagra pills to the wives of the men who signed up for the program. "That way, when the women are in the mood, they can give the pills to their husbands," he said. Article here.

4.5 rolls of blue tape + Audi S4

O.J. Simpson show, 'I did it' has been canceled

After a firestorm of criticism, News. Corp. said Monday that it has canceled the O.J. Simpson book and television special "If I Did It."
"I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project," said Rupert Murdoch, News Corp. chairman. "We are sorry for any pain that his has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson."

A dozen Fox affiliates had already said they would not air the two-part sweeps month special, planned for next week before the November 30 publication of the book by ReganBooks.
Simpson told The Associated Press in a phone interview, "I would like nothing better than to straighten out some things that have been mischaracterized. But I think I'm legally muzzled at this point."

In the projects, Simpson speaks in hypothetical terms about how he would have committed the 1994 slayings of his ex-wife, Nicole, and her friend Goldman. Article here.