Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Hmmmm... well that's... different.

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Woman sits in jail for 50 days because of cat urine

Cat urine kept Cynthia Hunter in jail for 50 days. Hunter, 38, was arrested for petty theft and possession of a controlled substance. The theft charge came after she was accused of stealing from a Brandon Wal-Mart store. The controlled substance charge came because deputies found a vial containing a yellow substance in her purse and thought it was methamphetamine. Hunter was released Thursday, after lab tests found the substance was cat urine, as Hunter had claimed all along, court records show.

Hunter told a deputy the dehydrated cat urine was for her son's science project, according to a court transcript. The deputy, though, did a field test for drugs and the substance came back positive for methamphetamine, according to court records. » Article here

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The stairway to nowhere.

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Ladder collapses on dude on QVC

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Women from LA and Miami are the most kinky in bed.

New York women have among the naughtiest tastes of women in the country, according to a new survey.

While 8 of 10 New York women polled said they would consider using handcuffs or a blindfold during a sexual encounter, more than half - 55 percent - say they already have. Six out of 10 admitted to having hot hookups with a guy on the first date.

Overall, Gotham gals come in third as the naughtiest ladies in the 10 cities polled. That's behind the luscious ladies of Los Angeles and the magnificent mamas of Miami. Four out of 10 say they have gone to a bar without wearing any underwear.

And while nine out of 10 consider themselves to be "nice," eight of 10 of those girls admit they have a "naughty side." With that in mind, when asked about the "naughtiest" hook-up location, the 1,244 women polled listed a chicken factory, a Christmas-tree farm, the Eiffel Tower, a nun's car and Grandpa's 80th-birthday party, among the more notable responses.

95 percent of the women polled nationally said they would rather endure the pain of a Brazilian bikini wax to hooking up with a guy who smells. » Article here

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Wow, this should be an Apple commercial.

(photo taken at Missouri School of Journalism)

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Dude starts bonfire using a jet engine?

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75-Year-Old Woman Smashes Up Comcast Office With Hammer

"Have I got your attention now?" asked Mona Shaw of the Comcast payment center employees as she smashed their keyboard, monitor and telephone.

The 75-year-old woman was outraged after multiple delays and broken promises surrounding her Comcast Triple Play installation. Her little scene got her arrested for disorderly conduct and an apology from Comcast and assurances that her installation would be taken care of promptly. But Shaw had enough, she's switching back to Verizon.

"It's totally not like me to do stuff like this," said Shaw. "But it is so irresponsible and so disrespectful. I can't think of any company reacting that way. It's like they got you in their clutches and they'll do what they damn well please." "What the hell, I'm 75," she added. » Article here

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I'm gagging at just the thought of what this tastes like.

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Talk about a bad day... (click to enlarge)

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Woman fined $55,000 for not cutting her grass

Officials in Palm Bay are seeing green in a dispute with a woman who refuses to cut her lawn. The woman now faces $55,000 in fines.

Police said the 38-year-old ignored cutting the grass despite mounting fines. Police later found her lawn scattered with trash and debris and she was also cited for having nine adult dogs inside her home. The woman has to head to court to face a judge on October 22. » Article here

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Hey, whatcha got there?

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The 'Toyota' World of Warcraft commercial.

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Woman sold her baby for $25,000

A woman faces charges that she tried to sell her newborn to an undercover police officer for $25,000. Yue Fan Chau, 36, of Flushing, Queens, was arrested Friday after she met the undercover detective in front of New York Downtown Hospital.

Prosecutors said that's where the officer gave Chau a $20,000 check and $5,000 in cash. Chau told detectives that her boyfriend had returned to China, and she sold the baby because she was destitute and needed money.

Chau was charged with tampering with public records, falsifying business records, child abandonment and endangering the welfare of a child. If convicted, she faces up to seven years in prison. » Article here

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Arnold Schwarznegger loves working out so much, it's like 'cumming'.

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5000 pigeons in a car.

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Step 1: Get tattoo of wife's face your back. Step 2: ? Step 3: Wife leaves you for Latvian fitness instructor.

After 15 happy years with his wife, Alan Jenkins decided it was time for the ultimate expression of love. So, determined to prove his devotion, he had a lifesize image of her face - along with those of their two daughters - tattooed on his back. The painful procedure took 20 hours and cost £870.

Unfortunately for the besotted Alan, it also backfired on a monumental scale after Lisa, 36, absconded with a 25-year-old Latvian hunk she had met at work. Speaking last night, the jilted steelworker, said: "It's a real sickener. I thought she was happy. "I had it because I thought we loved each other - I feel very betrayed." » Article and Photos here

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This is one crazy R. Kelly music video.

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Photoworthy: the floor reflection

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Mom now realizes that pandering 12-year-old daughter was stupid

A woman who pandered her 12-year-old daughter to men in downtown Reno to raise drug money was sentenced to eight years in prison on Thursday.
Elizabeth Bogard's actions, which also included having the girl live with her in a convicted sex offender's motel room, were condemned by Washoe District Judge Connie Steinheimer. Bogard will be eligible for parole in two years. She was facing a maximum of 12 years in prison. » Article here

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Running competition... on high heels?

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