Tuesday, June 05, 2007

OMG, seriously – you knew this was coming.

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144 Jagerbombs lined up on bar, fall in like dominos

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Woman forced at gunpoint to pump gas into vehicle

A woman filling her car Sunday morning at a gas station was forced at gunpoint to pump gas into another vehicle.

The victim was approached by two men who had parked next to her, police said. The driver, a black adult, pushed something against her back and told her he had a gun. He then told her to fill up the tank on his newer white Jeep Cherokee.

The victim pumped $15 into the man's vehicle before her credit card reached its limit and stopped, police said. The suspects then drove away. » Article here

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Photoworthy: the neck break

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[new trend] designer vagina surgery is rising

Rising numbers of women are asking for cosmetic surgery on their genitals, doctors said on Friday.

Writing in the British Medical Journal, they said the number of "labial reductions" carried out in NHS hospitals had doubled to 800 a year over five years. "More and more women are said to be troubled by the shape, size or proportions of their vulvas", wrote Lih Mei Liao and Sarah Creighton from London's UCL Elizabeth Garrett Anderson Institute for Women's Health.

Articles in women's magazines about "designer vaginas", the rising popularity of cosmetic surgery and Internet promotion by private health clinics were all fuelling demand. The authors said women seeking surgery were being influenced by idealised images of genitalia shown in pornography and on private genitoplasty Web sites. » Article here

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[a clip from the movie 'Knocked Up'] the dinner talk

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Ben Affleck really really hates Democrats.

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Dude wakes up after 19-year coma -- damn.

The last time Jan Grzebski was able to walk and talk, Ronald Reagan was president, the Dodgers won the World Series, and Poland was communist.

The Polish railway worker was hit by a train in 1988 and fell into a coma. Doctors also found cancer in his brain and said he wouldn't live much longer. But, 19 years later, he is not only still alive -- he has come out of his coma.

The 65-year-old credits his wife's round-the-clock care. When doctors could do no more, Gertruda took him home and cared for him. » Article here

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My neck is hurting just looking at this.

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Akon throws some kid off stage into crowd.

Some dumb kid thought he'd be funny at a recent Akon gig and throw something at the singer. Akon had his security guards track down the kid and bring him on stage. Akon then lifted the kid up in the air and flung him into the audience.

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Hustler is offering $1 million for sex smut on congress

Hustler magazine is looking for some scandalous sex in Washington again -- and willing to pay for it. "Have you had a sexual encounter with a current member of the United States Congress or a high-ranking government official?" read a full-page advertisement taken out by Larry Flynt's pornographic magazine in Sunday's Washington Post.

It offered $1 million for documented evidence of illicit intimate relations with a congressman, senator or other prominent officeholder. A toll-free number and e-mail address were provided.

The last time Flynt made such an offer was in October 1998 during the drive to impeach President Bill Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky scandal. » Article here

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the first iPhone commercial (coming June 29th)

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Holy jeez Britney Spears... geeewwwww!!!!!

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[borderline disturbing] warning! flamers beware!

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Dude steals women's clothes so he can sleep in them?

Police found more than 8,000 pieces of women's clothing and lingerie in the home of a Japanese man who stole the items so he could sleep buried in them.

Maeyasu Kawamura, 60, was indicted for theft Friday, and Police found 2,400 pieces of lingerie, 600 kimonos and 5,200 items of other clothing all piled up high in his small apartment room.

Kawamura has confessed to stealing the items, which included a wedding dress. "He seemed to get a thrill out of sleeping covered in women's clothes," a police spokesman said. "He seemed to like the smell." » Article here

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Watch the peoples reactions as they get scared...


Things That Scare You - The most amazing videos are a click away
(the last one made me chuckle out loud)

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[one of the strangest videos ever] the pickle surprise

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Dude steals lottery tickets, then accidentally sets himself on fire

An arsonist broke into a convenience store, stole a scratch-off lottery tickets, tried to cover his tracks by setting a fire, and in the process, set himself on fire.

Safarez Chunara surveyed his store on Friday -- the first time he and his family had seen the damage. The inside is completely torched. But how it happened is not -- the surveillance video was left in tact.

In the man's hand appeared to be charcoal lighter fluid. Within seconds, he began to douse the store. At one point, he spotted the surveillance camera above him and sprayed it. At that point, the lighter fluid was sitting there with the fumes accumulating, so when he got to the point of igniting it, the fumes had already built up. So that when he tries to set the store on fire, he sets himself on fire.

The fire ignites his face, and all around him, and that's were it looks like he got some flash burns. While still on fire, the suspect grabbed rolls of lottery tickets. » Article here

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