Monday, December 05, 2005

Chris had an 'awesome' time at school today

(click to enlarge this School referral)

Will Ferrell is hilarious as George Bush

Will Ferrell impersonates George Bush… and discusses Global Warming. Fu*kin' hilarious, just awesomely hilarious. Click here to watch the video.

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Dual purpose milk and cookies drinking mug

This clever mug is a must-have. This witty dual purpose ceramic drinking mug allows you to carry your milk and cookies all in one piece of dishware. Cool stocking stuffer. Click here to buy one.

How fast can you type letters of the alphabet?

Check out this typing game… the object of the game is to type the entire alphabet as fast you can. Pretty cool stuff. Try to beat my time of 6.65!?! Click here to test your typing skills.

French Fry Cup Holder?

So no one can deny it. America is the fattest country in the world. Hands down. How can you tell? Well, after you take at the look at the product below- it's pretty good evidence that proves how big of a problem it actually is. I mean seriously, this thing is designed to hold french fries? The rationale is to make eating fast food fries accessible yet safe while driving. Hmmm… now I think if you are actually considering buying this thing… you might want to also consider rethinking your diet habits. WTF? Click here to buy one for $9.99.

Santa Claus gets blackmailed

Two video games ads that are cunning to watch

True video gamers will find this video hilarious, click the image to watch the ad.

This xBox 360 ad has been banned for TV, but I think it's cleverly awesome. Click the image to watch the ad.


Ferdinand the Bull is a total steal on eBay

Yeah, your wildest dreams have finally come true. “Ferdinand the Bull” which is 11 ft tall x 16 ft long and weighs around 1000 pounds- is finally for sale on eBay. Get excited. I know I am. It was bought for an ice cream shop, originally costing $16,000.

I know we’ve all been waiting for this. And it’s just in time for the holiday season. How awesome is this thing? But the best part of this auction? …this direct quote from the listing:

“Just look at those big blue eyes. He's really gentle and doesn't eat much. No pooper scooper needed! He just likes to watch kids play and get his picture taken with them. He's kind of a ham.”

You simply can’t make this stuff up. This is quality stuff. Click here to see the actual eBay listing.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh... shit!

[via Factum]

Highlights of My Day:

1. Dreamt I invented a font type named "hairy," in which each letter appeared as it would if it were shaved on the back of a hairy man

2. Realized I should probably contact the people at Guinness after a co-worker took what appeared to be the "largest dump of all time"

3. Considered what living in a ginger bread house would do for my sex life

4. Witnessed the worst attempt in the history of parrallel parking...pointed, laughed and continued on with my day

5. Discovered I get a slight twitch in my left eye whenever co-workers ask me to do something that sounds like it would suck worse than dying

6. Wondered when the CEO will read the comment I dropped in the comment box... "I think some exotic dancers would really liven this place up."

7. Tried to figure out how many licks it would take to get to the point where your tongue falls off

8. Made a profile on e-harmony in which I stated I was looking for a "partner in crime", I then went on in blunt detail as to which type of crimes I was looking to commit

9. About lost it when I heard the hostess at our resturant say, "Rimjob, party of two? Your table is ready."

10. Purposely fell asleep with the National Geographic Channel on to see if I'd dream about those weird tribal woman's banana boobs

[taken from The Casual Friday]

Family Guy Porno Picture?

This is so on my wish list... USB Dart Gun

Being a computer dork guy at heart, I can proudly say I totally want this for Christmas. It's only $33 bucks too! Buy one here.

Device can stop you from speeding via a GPS

Canadian auto regulators are testing a system that would enforce speed limits by making it harder to push down the car's gas pedal once the speed limit is passed, via a global positioning satellite device installed in the car to monitor the car's speed and position.

If the car begins to significantly exceed the speed limit for the road on which it's travelling the system responds by making it harder to depress the gas pedal.

The pilot test, using 10 cars driven by volunteers, is believed to be the first in North America, although similar systems have been tested in several European countries.

Uh, not sure how I feel about this one. What happens if there is an instance where you need to speed a little bit to pass a person? What about emergency situations? I really just don’t like the idea of giving that much control of your vehicle to the government. I mean if they start with the gas pedal, what’s next? However, it would be interesting to see how this would effect the accident rates. Article here.

I wonder if he landed this trick?

One really tall-ass building

Check out this building, Taipei 101 located in Taiwan. It holds the record for tallest building in the world structural top, tallest to roof, and highest occupied floor. It is the first and currently only building in the world that breaks the half-kilometer mark (1640.5 ft) in height.

I think the most amazing part about this building are the elevators. Each elevator is designed with an aerodynamic body, pressurization and emergency braking systems. They are also the worlds fastest, traveling upwards at 1008 meters/minute (60.48 km/hour) and downwards at 610 m/min. (36.6 km/hour). The cost for each elevator is over $2 million.

Click here to see more pictures of the building.

Forbes Fictional 15 Richest People in the world

Forbes magazine has released a list detailing out who would be the richest person if you stacked all the fictional characters that exist up against each other. The Forbes Fictional 15 are as follows:

1. Santa Claus
2. Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks (Annie the musical)
3. Richie Rich (the movie)
4. Lex Luthor (Superman Comic)
5. C. Montgomery Burns (the Simpsons)
6. Scrooge McDuck (Duck Tales)
7. Jed Clampett (The Beverly Hillbillys)
8. Bruce Wayne (Batman)
9. Thurston Howell III (Gilligan’s Island)
10. Willy Wonka (the movie)
11. Arthur Bach (the movie)
12. Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol)
13. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
14. Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmatians)

15. Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)