Tuesday, August 01, 2006

He likes it when you vacuum him… it’s weird

12-year-old leads cop on a high speed chase?

Police say the chase started at 3:30 in the morning, when they noticed a car driving without its lights on.

"They went to investigate that vehicle and pull it over and it lead them on a high speed chase that reached speeds over 80 mph going down Atwood," says Officer Mike Hanson of the Madison Police Department.

The chase ended very suddenly when the Hyundai Sonata couldn't make the turn and went straight into the bank.

The column is actually the third thing the car hit. First it hit a concrete post which was originally out here where that cone is. Second, it knocked down the traffic light.

When police caught up they were surprised to see a very young driver with his dad's car. "It's frustrating because the individual is only 12 years old," says Hanson. Police say the boy has been released into the custody of his parents. Article here.

Jamie Lynn Spears is ugly, well kind of...

So way back in 2005, I blogged about my old roommate Matt, who had an obesssion about Jamie Lynn Spears.

Well recently she showed up at the Barnyard Movie premiere with what appears to be a gunshot wound on her lip and shoes that look like she kicked over an urn. She has her own money, she can't afford concealer or a magic eraser? Let's just say she didn't turn out like her sister -- wait that's not saying much, is it? via

These guys are up to no good

Tori Spelling likes to watch hardcore porn

Tori Spelling has admitted that she and her husband watch hardcore porn, but she doesn't want you to know which movies they are watching. After the company's CEO heard Spelling rents movies from his site SugarDVD.com, he wanted to release what titles she was renting.

He said this to her reps: "they weren't pleased, they told me not to. We're going to give her free porn for life."

Well, everyone knows Tori is only inheriting $800,000 from her father's death, so she needs all the charity she can get... on related note -- who the hell cares about Tori Spelling? via

I'd say this dude's car is fucked... really fucked

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Fire destroys James Bond sound stage

The large James Bond stage at Pinewood Studios in Buckinghamshire has been destroyed by fire. At least eight fire engines tackled the blaze at the set, where filming for the new movie Casino Royale had finished.
Eyewitness Jen McVean, who owns a firm at the studios in Iver Heath, said the stage had been "completely on fire".

The stage had been transformed into a replica Venice where the film, with a reported budget of $72 million, is partly based. Read the full article here.

Pamela Anderson's wedding was white trash

Pamela Anderson, 39, and Kid Rock, 35, were "married" during a wedding ceremony Saturday on a yacht in St. Tropez. France requires that all couples have a civil wedding at the mayor's office for the union to be legal, but it didn't stop her from saying it was "the best most romantic wedding of all time." Jimmy Choo owner Tamara Mellon said:

She was the most beautiful bride I've ever seen - like a modern-day Brigitte Bardot...Kid Rock was a total rock star."

Pamela Anderson wore a white string bikini and Kid Rock wore jeans and a hat. Pam drank champagne and Kid smoked a cigar and chugged Corona. Despite the fact this took place on a yacht in a tropical paradise, this couldn't have gotten any more white trash unless there was plastic patio furniture and a dog chained to a tree. via

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Ferrari 612 P4/5? Valued at over $3 million!

So, you think the Beatles sucked, eh?

I was sitting quietly, nursing a Boca Java hazelnut latte like a frigiding Fed Ex driver on a hot overnight Christmas morning, when I overheard a bunch of teens talking about music.

At some point the Beatles came up, and several of them sharply exclaimed "The Beatles suck! I can't stand that crap!"
I stirred my cuppa Joe mistily, mulling over the fresh aroma of roasted bean goodness, Abbey Road, and the effect of the White Album on Man, God and the Universe, when I couldn't contain myself any longer... "The Beatles didn't suck!"

I blurted, being careful to measure my vocal tone and intensity.

One Dorkus Americanus looked up quizzically, "Huh?"

I took a long thoughtful sip, and paused for dramatic effect like Neo in the last scene of The Matrix part 2...click here to read the rest of this blog post.

Dad of the year...

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Mel Gibson checked in to alcohol anonymous

Mel Gibson has checked himself into a recovery program for alcohol, the troubled actor's rep Alan Nierob, exclusively tells Star. "He is in a program of recovery at this time," Nierob says.

Plus, Chris Prentiss, a neighbor of Gibson's, tells Star: "I understand he has gone into recovery program. The center that I've heard he's checked himself into follows the Alcoholics Anonymous 12-step program. And I don't believe that will help him. I think he needs individual intense therapy by a team of people who know what they are looking for in causes in alcoholism. There are only four causes and it is one or more of those four causes that are causing him to be out of control."
Statements that Mel Gibson made are a result of alcohol changing Mel Gibson into that kind of a person. "The Mel Gibson that we all know is not that kind of a person. When alcohol enters his system he becomes an out of control, belligerent, nasty guy. It's not Mel Gibson's life. Most of time, 99.9 percent of time he is fine upstanding gentlemanly person." Article here.

Cheeseburger with cheese? Uh... WTF?


Man's F-250 pickup truck runs on cooking oil?

Kienan Corbus drives a big truck, but he doesn't have big gas bills.

His Ford F-250 pickup is powered by used cooking oil. He calls it "straight veg." Corbus collects the old fry oil from restaurants in Alaska and processes it to power his truck.

He operates a small business plowing snow and hauling with his truck. Corbus uses his Earth-friendly fuel as a selling point to customers.

He told the Anchorage Daily News he's just trying to turn vegetable oil into money. His truck smells a little like french fries when it's running. He said dogs like to lick it. Article here.

Jessica Simpson admits to having fake lips

Jessica Simpson has come clean about surgically enhancing her lips last year. The singer admits her suddenly-puffier pout wasn't natural and that she hated the results.
Simpson says she artificially plumped her lips up last autumn with the protein-based gel Restylane, which is reportedly safer than traditional collagen. Simpson tells the October edition of Glamour magazine, "I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But... it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!" Source