Monday, February 19, 2007

This is how I feel about Monday’s.

Dude breaks up with girlfriend in front of 100+ people

Ryan Burke decided it would be a great idea to amass a crowd of 100+ of University of North Carolina students to witness him breaking up with his girlfriend Mindy.

"So here's the deal. Ryan found out his girlfriend, Mindy, had cheated on him. As such, Ryan resolved to humiliate her even worse than she humiliated him.

Under the guise that she was meeting him in the 'Pit' because he had arranged for the Loreleis to serenade her, Mindy showed up only to find out that she was, in fact, being dumped in front of hundreds of people, who at times started chanting "Slut! Slut! Slut!", and "Na,na,na, Hey, Hey, Goodbye!".

This is almost eerie to look at, what if dogs could drive?

82-year-old woman has sex with 11-year-old boy

It was too much for some residents of The Dalles to believe that a rosy-cheeked 82-year-old church volunteer with a penchant for gardening and a reputation for kindness actually had sexual intercourse with the 11-year-old boy in her foster care.

The story rocked the town of 12,000 when Georgie Audean Buoy was arrested almost a year ago. Hours after Buoy, now 84, pleaded guilty Thursday and was sentenced to three years in prison, the district attorney felt compelled to offer proof to the doubters. "We have a taped confession," said Wasco County District Attorney Eric Nisley. "Anyone who wants can ask me for a copy of it."

After her husband turned in, she and the boy would stay up late watching TV in her sewing room. Buoy said hugs led to kisses and eventually to sexual contact when he would crawl into her bed.

Buoy pleaded guilty Thursday to first-degree attempted sexual abuse as part of a plea agreement that spared the now 14-year-old victim from testifying. She could have faced a maximum sentence of 200 months. Full article here.

Britney Spears shaved her head [she's officially crazy]

Britney Spears, showed up at a Los Angeles tattoo parlor with a shaved head overnight and got a tattoo of lip prints on her right wrist.

Spears, who spent Wednesday at Eric Clapton's Crossroads Center rehabilitation facility in Antigua, took a late flight from Miami to Los Angeles, seated in the last row of the coach section, Us Weekly reported on its Web site.
The magazine said that after arriving in Los Angeles, Spears headed for a salon and asked that a stylist cut off all her hair. When the stylist refused, Spears grabbed the clippers and did it herself.

She then wound up at the tattoo parlor, where she spent 80 dollars to have two tattoos applied -- a black-white-and-pink cross on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist.

Semi-truck slides on ice, crashes into cop car

The dash camera of a police car near Cincinnati captured a spectacular wreck. The officer was out of car, but the camera was still rolling.

Photoworthy: firework storm

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Dog's ear severed, then glued on by groomer?

Anni Sheriffius said she was trying to wash off what she thought was dirt on her dog Jasmine’s ear when the ear fell off. Sheriffius rushed her dog to the veterinarian to learn that the dog’s ear had been cut off by a dog groomer and super-glued back on.

“And I saw the ear float away, and it freaked me out,” Sheriffius said. Jasimine, a shi tzu, had to undergo treatment for an infection. Sheriffius said she still has the ear in a plastic bag, and has been crying for weeks at the thought of someone hurting her dog.

Pierce County sheriff’s investigators are looking into possible criminal charges against the unlicensed dog groomer. “Once they tried to hide it and glued the ear back on, that’s not good for the dog. There are all kinds of things that can happen, infection, it's cruelty to animals,” Det. Ed Troyer said. Article here.

Dude chased by cops, recovers from 'spin-outs'

Couple gets married at McDonald's?

It's a Valentine's Day love story. But newlyweds Lori and Craig Sager didn't get married under a big, red heart. They tied the knot under the golden arches.

The Sagers got hitched yesterday at a McDonald's in Bismarck, North Dakota. It seemed like just the right place. They had been meeting there for lunch ever Tuesday for more than a year.

Craig Sager says at first he suggested McDonald's as a joke when they were planning their wedding. But Lori liked the idea. The new bride says you can always get married in a church, so they decided to do something different. Article here.

Horse hair.

Couple has sex on highway, stops traffic.

Israeli police investigating why a car was blocking traffic in the fast lane of a major highway Sunday found a couple inside having sex.

A police spokesman said the female driver and her male passenger gave in to their passions without pulling over to the side of the road, causing congestion and leaving other motorists having to swerve to dodge their stationary vehicle.

A patrolman gave the woman a ticket for holding up traffic. Article here.