Monday, September 03, 2007

Drunk dude runs over his girlfriend b/c she wouldn't let him drive.

A man has been arrested for running over his girlfriend when they argued he was took drunk to drive. County Police say 22-year-old Yudith Garces of Bay Shore was driving a Toyota Corolla with her boyfriend 21-year-old Paulito Lorenzo of Brentwood in the passenger seat. Police say they argued because she wouldn't let him drive.

Police say Garces parked the car and began to walk away. Lorenzo got into the drivers seat and began chasing Garces. Police say witnesses told them, Lorenzo hit Garces as she ran. After striking Garces, Lorenzo drove the car into a fence. He tried to run but was caught by police. Garces was taken to Southside Hospital with a broken right leg and abrasions to her arms. Lorenzo is charged with assault and DWI. » Article here

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True story?

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Clever 'phil collins' gorilla AD. So weird it's awesome.

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Drunk Mom lets her 5-year-old drive her around.

Police said an intoxicated mother faces charges after she let her 5-year-old son drive her around. Holly Schnobrich, 24, of Lafayette, was charged with two counts of felony neglect and public intoxication.

The boy and his 3-year-old brother, who was also in the vehicle, were placed into the custody of the Department of Child Services, police said. Investigators said neither child was restrained.

The County Sheriff's Department said they were called early Sunday morning after neighbors told them they saw the boy behind the wheel. "It was just bizarre," Barrett told the Journal & Courier of Lafayette. "I asked, 'Is this toddler driving your car?' She said, 'He's a good driver.'"

Police said another neighbor took Schnobrich's car keys so that she couldn't get away before officers arrived. According to a probable cause affidavit, Schnobrich admitted taking the prescription painkiller Percocet and had a near-empty bottle of sleeping pills that she told them she had for two days.

Officers said the child driver told them he couldn't reach the pedals. Schnobrich was being held Thursday in the Tippecanoe County Jail on a $10,000 surety bond. » Article here

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Wow, this is scary to look at.

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Coming to the radio near you soon, the 'YouTube' phe-nom, Esmee. She's an awesome singer.

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Idiots get really drunk, decide to shoot their illegal assault rifle at a cop. Jailarity ensues.

Four men were arrested overnight Sunday, accused of drinking heavily and firing an illegal assault rifle at a sheriff's deputy.

Police say the inebriated men decided to fire their AK-47 rifle at random off the overpass. The men are accused of firing 12 shots at an off-duty deputy working security at a nearby industrial business. The deputy called for back-up and the men were arrested after leading deputies on a short chase.

Deputies found the rifle, a hand gun, and 12 used shell casings in the men's truck. The deputy was not injured in the shooting. » Article here

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... here's something you don't see every day.

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There aren't enough drugs to take to justify this music video. Seriously, WTF!?

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Dude arrested for stealing a bridge.

Russian police have detained a 45-year-old municipal worker for stealing a bridge.

The 5-meter span metal bridge disappeared from a river crossing, east of Moscow. Police said they tracked it down to the man, who had used his work truck to remove it and then chopped it up and sold it for scrap. In a statement, Ryazan region police called it "the bulkiest theft of the year." » Article here

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