Thursday, June 19, 2008

A photo so cute, you'll puke.


Watching someone 'wipe-out' on a Segway = priceless.


Dude kidnaps ex-girlfriend to iron and wash dishes

An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.

The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said. Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub.

The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.


Little known fact; Jesus rode dinosaurs.

Dude pissed, throws frozen burrito, steals chips.

Deputies said they are looking for a man who assaulted a clerk with a frozen burrito. The clerk at New Country Market on North Wilson Way said the man tried to buy the burrito that cost $2.

The man only had $1 on him, and when the clerk refused to lower the price, the man got upset and threw the burrito at the clerk. The junk food thief then stole a bag of chips, officials said. The clerk wasn't hurt, and the burrito was recovered, they said.


Interesting wording here...

Queens of the Stone Age calls out emo prick.