Tuesday, October 10, 2006

One funny dog costume / party hat...

Decorating for Christmas, in October? WTF?

After driving home from a friends’ house tonight from Monday night football, I noticed something in one of the neighborhoods that made verbalize the phrase, “are you freakin serious?”.

What was it you may ask? Someone, has the nerve of putting up Christmas decorations and lights on their house already… on October 9th!?

OK, seriously? Now I realize people say that Christmas starts earlier every year – but this is just one step too far. Or is it? While Halloween and Thanksgiving have yet to pass, have those holidays lost their luster? Regardless, decorating for Christmas before either of these holidays seems a bit far fetched to me. Call me crazy.

This dude has a "hair bikini?" Ewwww...

Boy, 4-year-old, a 'sex fiend'? WTF?

A four-year-old boy has been accused of sexually assaulting several girls at an exclusive pre-school.

The boy has been withdrawn from the early learning centre in southeast Melbourne pending the outcome of a Department of Human Services investigation that began late last week.

The Herald Sun has been told at least five girls from two classes of 14 aged three and four were attacked in the centre's toilets and playground over two weeks.

A source said the boy had been voluntarily withdrawn by his parents after they were told of the sexual assault allegations against their son. Article here.

$1 Chinese food? Sounds pretty sketchy...

Paris Hilton likes to smoke weed [shock].

A picture was taken as Paris Hilton opened her handbag to touch up her nail polish at a Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan last week. Several news sources are claiming it's weed.
Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, gave his usual grasping at straws rebuttal to these claims: "Things are not always as they appear. It would be unfair to draw any conclusions based solely on these photos." Article here.

Kevin Federline on CSI? Watch till the end...

... it's so awesome how this video ends.

Crossing guard gets drunk on the job?

A school crossing guard is accused of being drunk on the job.
The Northwest Herald reports police in suburban Harvard got a call last week that a car hit a crossing guard. When police arrived they found Kenneth Morris lying in the street.

An investigation showed Morris had a blood alcohol limit more than 4 times the legal driving limit. He is expected to be charged and was fired from his job. Article here.

Can someone explain WTF is going on here?

Woman hit by lightning, gives her butt burns

A woman has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building. She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast." Article here.

Diddy TV is on... so is Lisa Nova TV.

Watch this video first:

Then watch this video second:

The Great Australian Fart Survey Results:

Taken from Smelly Science:

Almost 1000 Australians took part in the “Great Fart Survey”. The big news: Aussie kids fart about 24 times a day – which is about twice as often as the books say.

The most common farts were the aptly named Common Fart (25%), followed by our old friend the Silent but Deadly (23%). The least common fart was the Squirter – but that still happened a scary 7% of the time.

We were surprised that only 39% of participants like the smell of their own farts but we were impressed and kinda freaked out that 28% of our farters can let one rip whenever they want.