Sunday, February 24, 2008

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Dude clings to girlfriend's car roof in fight

A man fighting with his girlfriend clung to a car roof and punched her through the window as she drove more than a mile on a busy road, hitting several other cars, police said.

Both were hurt in the brawl Saturday and were arrested, police Sgt. Manfredo Figueroa said. The man, William Kremer, apparently jumped onto the car and held on as girlfriend Stacey Sperrazza wove with the car's air bag inflated, police said. She eventually stopped the car and hit him with it, police said.

Sperrazza, 37, of Stony Point, was arrested on a felony charge of reckless endangerment. Kremer, 42, of Haverstraw, was arrested on a misdemeanor assault charge. » Article here


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Marriage proposal at NBA basketball game...

Dude gets DUI for running wife over with his SUV

Authorities say a man accidentally ran over his wife after a drunken argument over who should drive near Cape Canaveral.

Florida state troopers say Richard Zubowicz thought his wife Becky was too drunk to drive. So they pulled into a grocery store parking lot to argue Thursday. Richard Zubowicz allegedly pushed his wife to the ground, circled the parking lot in his sport utility vehicle and ran her over when he returned to the spot where they had been fighting.

Authorities found Becky Zubowicz still pinned beneath the SUV in Merritt Island. She remained in critical condition Friday. » Article here


Only one thing is 'real' in this photo.

Tina Fey speaks her mind on Hillary Clinton

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Dude has sex with dead corpse, didn't know she was dead.

A chef accused of murdering young model Sally Anne Bowman did not know his victim was dead until after he stopped having sex with her corpse despite finding her in a pool of blood, a court heard on Monday.

Mark Dixie, 37, was branded "disgusting" by his own defence barrister for letting "his lust to get the better of him", the Old Bailey was told. Dixie denies killing Bowman but admits he took "advantage of the situation" after discovering the 18-year-old's dead body in the street in Croydon, south of London, the jury have heard.

Bowman was stabbed at about 4 a.m., shortly after being dropped off close to her home by her boyfriend, prosecutors said. Dixie says he stumbled on the blonde's naked body by chance as he staggered home drunk after celebrating his birthday that same night. Prosecutors have said sex acts were performed as Bowman lay dying or was dead in a pool of blood, including sexual intercourse. » Full article here



The 'London Grand Central Station Freeze'.

Forty-year-old son accused of tazing his mom

A 40-year-old man was arrested early Thursday on a charge of aggravated domestic battery after police allege he shocked his mother.

According to a Police Kenny Chumsky was "using a Taser on guests" about 2 a.m. Thursday at his mother's home. "Kenny and everyone at this location were under the influence of alcohol," the report stated.

Chumsky reportedly shocked his mother in the leg, causing her to fall and hit her head on the garage floor. She received "a scrape and swollen lump" on her forehead, according to the report. Chumsky's mother said she wanted to press charges against her son, the report stated, because she was "tired of being abused." » Article here