Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Does this outfit make me look fat?

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Sarah Silverman blasts Paris Hilton (MTV Movie Awards)

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[tv commercial] 'Foul Ball'

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Teen during her driving test crashes into high school

A 15-year-old girl crashed her SUV into a high school during a driving lesson, causing $50,000 in damage, police said. Jordan M. Sander was practicing Sunday afternoon with her father, John C. Sander, in the school's parking lot.

She was making a right turn when the sport utility vehicle went over a sidewalk and into the north side of the building, police said. Neither Jordan nor her father was injured. No charges were filed. The accident also caused about $3,500 damage to the SUV. » Article here

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Dudes run and smash each other with yoga balls

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Photoworthy: the ontario museum

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mullet + negative sideburn = super-duper cool

via http://www.joesportsfan.com
"Simply put, the Negative Sideburn (or Neg-Burns as my brother calls them) is achieved when one elects to shave their sideburns above the ear line. Picture someone putting on a pair of glasses, then proceeding to take a straight razor and lopping off all hair beneath the ear piece. If you run across Neg-Burns in the wild, be cautious, as they are typically aggressive. You don’t shave your burns that high without an attitude to back it up."

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do yo' dance girl!

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I voted for something? I just wanted to cross the street…

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[hilarious] Will Ferrell and Sasha Cohen kiss

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First grade teacher caught looking at porn in classroom

A first grade teacher is accused of using his classroom computer to look at pornographic images.

School officials say Chris Beiser viewed the photos while his students were in his Bloomfield Elementary classroom in Trenton. The 42-year-old teacher resigned after he was confronted by school officials. » Article here

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Paris Hilton is a terrorist? (watch end of the video)

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[semi-sorta funny] POWERTHIRST!

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Teacher takes topless photos with student, and has sex.

Former eighth-grade teacher Janet Susan Gallager Parker, 26, surrendered to authorities, after school officials discovered photographs of the woman, partially-nude and draped in a rebel flag, on a student's cell phone. Those photos eventually led to 23 warrants for her arrest on charges ranging from sexual performance and sexual assault of a child and possession of child pornography.

Parker had been suspected of having an inappropriate relationship with a student while she was employed.


The school received information that Parker had been seen at a shopping mall, holding hands. Although an inappropriate relationship was suspected, there was not enough evidence to support criminal charges, according to the affidavit.

Months later, a cell phone which had belonged to the student suspected of having a relationship with Parker, was taken up in school. Among the photos was one of a partially-nude woman lying on a bed, nude from the waist up, covered by a rebel flag. A search of her residence and home computers turned up a rebel flag at the foot of a bed, according to an affidavit. Rebel flag blankets were also found on the bed that matched those found on the cell phone, according to the document. Numerous photos were reportedly found of Parker and her student on her computer, as well as e-mails, chats and 15 photographs believed to be child pornography, the affidavit said. » Article here

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