Miley Cyrus makes more money than my life is worth.

...according to Parade magazine's annual "What People Earn" issue:

Miley Cyrus: 18.2 million
Katherine Heigl: $11 million
Jessica Alba: $9 million
Dr. Phil McGraw: $90 million
Steven Spielberg: $110 million
Ryan Seacrest: $12 million
Mariska Hargitay: $7 million
Trouble (Leona Helmsley’s dog): $12 million
Tiger Woods: $115 million
Jeff Foxworthy: $10 million
Oprah Winfrey: $260 million
Mary-Kate Olsen: $17 million
Gisele Bundchen: $33 million
Scarlett Johansson: $5 million
Eli Manning: $11.5 million
50 Cent: $33 million
Carrie Underwood: $7 million

The Highest Paid actress' in Hollywood (per movie):

1. Reese Witherspoon — $15 million-$20 million
2. Angelina Jolie — $15 million-$20 million
3. Cameron Diaz — $15+ million
4. Nicole Kidman — $10 million-$15 million
5. Renee Zellweger — $10 million-$15 million
6. Sandra Bullock — $10 million-$15 million
7. Julia Roberts — $10 million-$15 million
8. Drew Barrymore — $10 million-$12 million
9. Jodie Foster — $10 million-$12 million
10. Halle Berry — $10 million

Britney Spears hooked up with a college student.

“My Twisted Night with Brit — topless, drunk and lonely, Spears seduces a college student in a hotel pool as Kevin rushes to save his boys….” Everybody seems to have a price!!!

Paris Hilton has lost her inheritance [cheers, loud noises].

Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences - axed her inheritance.

Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behaviour - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet. But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw. "He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, who wrote a biography of the clan called House Of Hilton.

"He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family." Hilton senior, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate to charity the $2.4bn he will gain from this month's sale of the company to private equity firm Blackstone. The money will go to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, the charity set up in the name of the founder of the family business. » Article here

Jessica Alba loves experimenting in sex and one-night stands

Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning. Jesssica says she likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex. "I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around." » Article here

Paris Hilton’s ‘Get Out of Jail’ party is being planned

Rick Hilton, father of Paris Hilton, is shopping around his daughters "Get Out of Jail" party, and he's already contacted the best clubs in Vegas, including Pure, the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and the Palms. "He was originally asking for a $50,000 cash fee to be paid, as well as accommodations and flights," said our source. "Pure and Hard Rock said 'no' flat out, but George Maloof, who owns the Palms, didn't say yes or no. He's very good pals with Paris and is the one who once hooked her up with Britney Spears" ... Rick's big party-push has been put on hold. Still, insiders say they're positive an out-of-the-slammer soiree remains in the works and will be even more expensive than Rick originally had in mind. "Her cost has gone up," said our informer. » Article here

Lindsay Lohan's body guard quit -- then tells all.

Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard for the past two years quit recently because it was too dangerous. Not that the threats against Lindsay were too dangerous, but that Lindsay was too dangerous. The News of the World says Lindsay:

Attacked a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off, Snorted line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a ten-hour binge, Slashed her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet", enjoyed frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey. A direct quote from Weaver: "I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is. She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met."

The final straw came when she attacked a coke dealer: "In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she'd go alone — so I took her. He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short. He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around." » Article here

More friggin' Paris Hilton crap...

Close Friend Suggests Exclusively to E! Online That Cause of "Medical Issues" May Be Claustrophobia: Los Angeles, June 8, 2007 - E! Online's Planet Gossip co-host Tina Dirmann has learned exclusively from a close friend of Paris Hilton that the heiress considers herself claustrophobic.

The friend explained to Dirmann Paris' fear of enclosed spaces often throws her into a panic. » Article here

Paris is now out of jail, and Al Sharpton is furious about it.

Paris Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest, after authorities decided to release Hilton from jail due to medical reasons.

Reporters hammered away about Paris' medical condition during a press conference in front of the jail.
The Rev. Al Sharpton delivered a rebuke to the California justice system for allowing Paris Hilton to leave jail and serve her sentence at home, saying the move reveals a dangerous double standard.

"This early release gives all the appearances of economic and racial favoritism that is constantly cited by poor people and people of color." » Full article here

Brad Pitt and Angelina have their best talks naked

Bath time is gab time for Angelina Jolie. She said that's when she and Brad Pitt do a lot of their talking.

She told Marie Claire magazine, "It's easier to talk when you're naked ... Get naked with me, and I'll talk!"
"Some people have their lives together and then they have their children," said Jolie. Brad and I are starting with the children and are planning to have our time together in our later years."

She said, "We have family sleep on Sundays. Everybody sleeps together." » Article here

Sarah Silverman blasts Paris Hilton (MTV Movie Awards)

Paula Abdul broke her nose.

A spokesperson for Paula Abdul confirmed to “Extra” that over the weekend, Abdul tripped trying to avoid her Chihuahua, Tulip. As a result of the fall, the “American Idol” judge broke her nose. The spokesperson told “Extra” that contrary to reports, Paula was not hospitalized.

The Apprentice gets cancelled, Trump wants to 'move on'

Property tycoon Donald Trump has quit his reality TV show The Apprentice after the program was left off of NBC's new primetime schedule. Trump was reportedly left fuming last week after the network's announcement, and has decided to pull The Apprentice altogether. The 60-year-old issued a statement on Friday saying he was "moving on" from the corporate-themed show to work on "a major new TV venture," but refused to reveal further details. Article here.

Oh cry me a friggin' river Paris, you're going to jail.

After firing her lawyer Howard Weitzman, here's Paris crying uncontrollably as she leaves famed DUI defense attorney Richard Hutton's office yesterday.

Wanna call/mail Paris Hilton in jail? Here's the information:

According to the Inmate Information Center: Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF):

11705 South Alameda Street, Lynwood, CA 90262
Bus. Phone: (323) 568-4500 * Watch Commander: (323) 568-4506
General Inmate Information, call: 213-473-6100 or visit the:
Inmate Information Center

Inmate Mailing Address:
Inmate name and Booking Number: Paris Hilton, 9424185
11705 S. Alameda St.
Lynwood, Ca. 90262

Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days

Paris Hilton is not going down without a fight. The day after she was sentenced to 45 days in the slammer for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license, Hilton walked outside her house and told a gaggle of camerapeople, "I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly." Hilton called the sentence "both cruel and unwarranted" and added "I don't deserve this." (TMZ)

Someone made a statue of Paris Hilton, geeew!!

An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also features Tinkerbell, Hilton's forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara, and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art. "Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth" featuring "The Paris Hilton Autopsy" offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner's table, while her cell phone remains in her grip.

David Hasselhoff is really drunk in this video. Wow.

A videotape made by David Hasselhoff’s daughters shows the recovering alcoholic falling off the wagon, Hasselhoff acknowledged Thursday, but the actor added that he is doing much better since it was made.

The video, which aired Thursday on TV tabloid shows, depicts an apparently inebriated Hasselhoff, clad only in blue jeans, lying on the floor of a room and clumsily eating a hamburger while one of his daughters reproves him about his drinking.

'American Idol' finalist arrested for cocaine and battery

A former "American Idol" finalist was arrested Sunday on felony battery charges after she allegedly hit a man on the head with a heavy glass, police said. Jessica Sierra, 21, a top-10 contestant on the hit show in 2005, was booked in the Hillsborough County Jail on a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

She was also charged with possession of cocaine and introduction of contraband into a correctional facility after booking officers found a "small amount of cocaine" while searching her, Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis said in a statement. Davis said the incident happened at a Tampa cafe about 1:52AM Sunday. The victim suffered a cut over his eye, but the spokeswoman offered no further information. Sierra, of Tampa, was freed on $11,500 bond Sunday afternoon. Article here.

Holy jeez, Britney Spears is writing a book.

Britney Spears is allegedly planning to lift the lid on exes Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline in a tell-all book.

The singer is said to be "hurt and angry" about her failed relationships and is now set to exorcise her demons by naming the people "who did me wrong" in a sizzling autobiography.

A source told America's Star magazine: "Britney blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol on the heartache she experienced years before, during her time with Justin - she couldn't trust him. "I hear she's going to say she believes he constantly lied to her about other girls and that destroyed her self-esteem. She also felt he became mean toward the end of their relationship, she said he called her fat and told her she'd need to lose weight before he would have sex with her.

"When Justin learns about this book, he's going to be p***ed."

Sources also claim the book may reveal the singer and mother-of-two contemplated suicide when she realised husband Kevin Federline was using her for fame and money.

The book will also allegedly expose Britney's mother, 51-year-old Lynne, as the person she blames the most for everything that has gone wrong in her life. Full article here.