Thursday, May 08, 2008

[hilarious] Making Music with John Mayer.

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Low marks for bad form.

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[semi-sorta-funny] Homeless 007

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Robber found on toliet, takes shower, puts on victims clothes, underwear

An woman got the surprise of her life when she returned home from work and found a stranger had made himself at home. Lisa Bess found Tom Wilkerson had showered, helped himself to some of her body lotion and outfitted himself in her clothes, even her underwear.

She called police, who found Wilkerson sitting on the toilet, refusing to move until he was done. Police believe he was inside Bess' home most of the day. He is charged with trespassing.

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Caption this.

Do you feel lucky?

[semi-sorta entertaining] Dudes doing stunts into jeans?

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3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot

The teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.

Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends' activities. Houston police believe the teens disturbed the grave of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921. The child was buried at an unmarked cemetery believed to be reserved for black veterans and their families, Adkins said.

Under the law, a person can be charged with abuse of a corpse simply by vandalizing, damaging or treating a gravesite offensively — even if the human remains buried there are not touched, Adkins said.

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little kid VS. tuba player

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Baby Ninja Bears!

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Dad-of-the-year-nominee.

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'Possessed' dude rips off wife's fake leg

A man accused of ripping off his wife's prosthetic leg and pants after becoming “possessed” is facing a battery charge, according to a police report released Wednesday.

When the officer spoke to the 29-year-old wife, who had been inside the SUV, she said, “He ripped my leg off.”

“At this point I noticed that she was not wearing any pants and that her right leg appeared to have been amputated above the knee,” the report states. After leaving the establishment, she said, Ramirez became “possessed” and started yelling and screaming and calling her names. But she then refused to say what Ramirez did.

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