Monday, May 14, 2007

This kid's world is about to be 'rocked'.

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'Ho' gets killed with a 'hoe'

Police say a 50-year-old man living in his mother’s home killed a transvestite prostitute with a garden hoe after bringing him back to the house, police said Wednesday.

John Freeman’s mother was out of town when he allegedly picked up the 31-year-old transvestite prostitute Sunday morning and brought him to his mother’s house. The victim wore women’s clothing to Freeman’s house but was naked at the time of the beating, police said.

The two apparently began arguing inside the house and ended up in the backyard, where Freeman allegedly attacked the victim with his fists, feet and a hoe.

Neighbors reported the assault to police at 12:30 p.m. Sunday. When officers responded, Freeman was still in the backyard, kicking the victim, police said. Police aren’t certain of the motive, but they do not believe Freeman suddenly discovered the prostitute was a man. Freeman and the victim had a casual relationship in the past, police said, and Freeman knew the victim had male anatomy. Article here.

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[hilarious] Police officer and wife think they are dying

(Police Officer bakes brownies then calls 911 and says "I think we are dying")

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Baby girls named 'Katrina' is losing popularity

The number of baby girls being named Katrina is the lowest in decades. Even before the killer hurricane, the name was losing popularity. And after the 2005 disaster, Katrina's at the lowest ebb in popularity since the 1950s.

Emily and Jacob remain No. 1. Emily has been the top girls' name since 1996; Jacob for boys since 1999. For boys, the rest of the top 10 is Michael, Joshua, Ethan, Matthew, Daniel, Christopher, Andrew, Anthony and William. William is back on the list after dropping off for one year.

Emily is followed by Emma, Madison, Isabella, Ava, Abigail, Olivia, Hannah, Sophia and Samantha. The agency offers lists of baby names for each year since 1880 on its Web site.

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Photoworthy: the wedding photo

(image from www.jeshderox.com)

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Probably one of the funniest episodes of 'Cops' ever.

(This 'midget' is insane. He does everything he can to get away, he runs, tries to climb a light pole, and even tries to break the handcuffs. Hilarious.)

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5+ oral sex partners = huge chance for throat cancer

People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests.

The researchers believe this is because oral sex may transmit human papillomavirus (HPV), the virus implicated in the majority of cervical cancers.

The new findings should encourage people to consistently use condoms during oral sex as this could protect against HPV, the team says. Other experts say that the results provide more reason for men to receive the new HPV vaccine. Full article here.

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'The Hoff' + puppies = so cute, it’ll make you puke

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Dude strikes woman in the head with hammer at store

Police said a woman was seriously injured when a man struck her in the head with a hammer while she was shopping. Sharon Weil, 56, suffered a skull fracture, police said.

According to police, the man and woman were on aisle 10 of the Fred Meyer, Weil was bending over to pull something off a shelf when she was struck. As he was taken into custody, other officers went to find the victim, who was found lying on the floor of the aisle. It was not clear what events led up to the attack. Police don't believe the woman and man knew each other. It was also not clear whether the hammer was brought into the store or was one from the shelf. Article here.

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Smart dog -- finds a way to get first place.

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Professional slip ‘n sliders just have better technique

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Why men like to look at pictures of women a lot

Men find photos of the opposite sex much more "rewarding" than women, new research claims today. According to the study men take the same pleasure out of looking at an attractive female form as they do from having a curry or making money whereas women do not take any significant reward from looking at pictures of men.

The survey published in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B said that brain scan studies show that "reward centres" are triggered in men when they gaze at a woman's face or body whereas they are not in females. It also shows men are more likely to make an effort to view pictures of the opposite sex and pay out money.

The findings shed light on why men are much greater consumers of pornography than women and why sales of Playboy have always exceeded those of Playgirl, according to Dr Benjamin Hayden at the Centre for Neuroeconomic Studies, Duke University School of Medicine, Durham, North Carolina. Full article here.

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What happens to people when they get old?

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Couple steals purse by 'fake vomiting'

The County Sheriff's Office is looking for a man they said snatched a woman's purse when she tried to help another woman who appeared to be throwing up.

Investigators said the woman was leaving an Estero CVS early Thursday morning when she saw a woman vomiting out the window of a car. Authorities said when the victim walked up to the car to help, a man grabbed her purse. Then the man jumped into the car with the sick woman and drove off. Article here.

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How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend in 64 easy steps

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The answer is not always 'C'.

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

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Dead german dude found in bed after 7 years

The decomposed corpse of a German man was found alone in his bed after nearly seven years, police in the western city of Essen said Thursday.

The police said in a statement the man was 59 and unemployed at the time of his death. He most likely died of natural causes on November 30, 2000, the date he received a letter from the Welfare Office found in the apartment, police said. Next to the dead man's bed police found cigarettes, an open television guide and Deutschemark coins, which came out of circulation after the euro was introduced in 2002. The man's apartment was in a building with offices and apartments, many of which are now empty. Article here.

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Canon in D (rock remix)

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Yo - Hemphead! Love, Mom

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Husband acquitted of having sex with the family dog

A jury has acquitted a man accused of having sex with the family dog. Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, of Spanaway, was found not guilty Wednesday in of first-degree animal cruelty.

Assistant Pierce County Prosecutor Karen Watson said last fall that McPhail was the first person charged in the county under a new state law that made bestiality a felony. He said he believes his wife made up the story because she is seeking to end their marriage.

It was Jesika McPhail who contacted police and told them she'd caught her husband engaged in sexual intercourse with their pit bull, Sara, last October. Jesika McPhail was not immediately available for comment about the verdict. Article here.

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