Friday, October 07, 2005

This guy should be promoted...

Pictures of a $150,000 wedding...

This past weekend I attended a wedding. The wedding was amazing (it probably cost well over $150,000 to host)! The photographer for the wedding posted pictures on his website…so I’d thought I’d share. You’ll notice the bottom 3 pictures are of the “garter toss.” Funny story about this- one of the groom’s friends decided to throw in the air…one of the children to try and catch the garter. Bad idea. He was drunk + low-level lighting + not really thinking clearly = disaster. Look at the pictures to see what happened. Rest assured, the kid was ok, and he wasn’t hurt at all. I will note, it was one of those priceless moments in life in which “an awkward eerie feeling” was sensed by everyone at the wedding right when it happened. It was one of those “record scratch” moments in which all 100+ guests got quiet and just stood in shock. In retrospect, it’s good that the child wasn’t hurt- and we can all look back and laugh. Sort of. Click here to see the entire wedding photo collection.

What to do when you have no job...

So I had a friend send me this video- it’s pretty funny. Considering he himself was just laid off, this video probably struck closer to home for him- but regardless it’ll give you a good chuckle. Click here to watch the video.

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Tomorrow is slap your Co-Worker day!

A friend eMailed this to me- but I thought it was so funny, I wanted share:

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are all owed to LIE, LIE, LIE!