Tuesday, May 29, 2007

This mom, is a _______. <-- fill in the blank

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Janitor drops pants in K-Mart's toy section during his lunch hour

A janitor was arrested after police say he exposed himself to to young children.

Randy Hill is the head custodian at Picadome Elementary School in Lexington.
A spokesperson for Fayette County Schools says sometime during his lunch hour, he went to K-Mart and dropped his pants.

Hill is accused of exposing himself to children and adults inside the store. He is now charged with indecent exposure. Hill has been an employee with Fayette County Schools since 1987. Article here.

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Applying for a job at IKEA.

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Snack time.


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I need an unstable woman for a drama filled relationship

via http://www.ofuzi.com;

"Hi there, I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.

My name is Lloyd, I live in Chicago , I’m 27 years old, fairly well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I’m told I’m fairly good looking, but I’ll let you be the judge of that - I’m generally caring and very honest.

I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we’re lucky - both!

You should:
* be 20 to 35 years old;
* have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
* enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex;
* have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and
* be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.


Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:
* with nice smiles;
* that have larger than average breasts;
* who are married or already in unstable relationships;
* that drink to forget; and
* who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants.


If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I’m getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care.

All the best, Lloyd"

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I hear ya dude, sometimes I feel that way too.

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Drunk breakdancer knocks himself out.


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(you can just fast-forward to about 75% into the video)

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Dude stays awake for 11 days straight!

After more than 11 days without nodding off, Tony Wright crawled into bed yesterday in the happy belief that he had broken the world sleeplessness record by two hours.

His 266-hour feat of endurance will not feature in Guinness World Records because it has stopped acknowledging such attempts for health reasons.
And to make matters worse, someone has already beaten Mr Wright himself by a full ten hours. The 43-year-old gardener finally closed his eyes yesterday for the first time since May 14. Monitored by a webcam and CCTV cameras at his local bar in Penzance, Cornwall, he sustained himself with a "Stone Age" diet of raw fruit and vegetables. He drank tea and, to pass the time, played pool.

Mr Wright believed he was battling to beat a record of 264 hours set by American Randy Gardner in 1964, as part of a high school science project into sleep patterns. » Continue reading the full article here

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Hot monkey-on-cat action. ;)

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Teacher in Italy allows students to 'grope' her? WTF?

Lecce authorities are investigating a video of a lecturer that in videos posted YouTube, seen being fondled by a number of students.
In the first video students can be seen "touching" and "fondling" their teacher. The young teacher doesn't bat an eyelid despite the obvious sexual abuse. The Italian students can be seen laughing and "enjoying" as one of the students fondles the teacher and her underwear.
The videos have shocked Italy as it uncovers the blatant sexual abuse rife in schools in Italy. It is not the first time YouTube uncovered sexual abuse in schools. In 2006, a teacher was banned from teaching after he allowed a girl from his class to sexually grope him.

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This chick is hot.

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Dude gets DUI for 'mowing while drinking'

A man spent two nights in jail after riding his lawnmower while drinking.

Robert Wendt rode his lawnmower to a convenience store to get gas and a six pack of beer. On his way home, Caseyville police stopped him. They say he was driving on the wrong side of the road and appeared to be intoxicated.

Because he had a prior conviction for driving under the influence, Wendt went to jail. When he was released, he got a ticket for not mowing his lawn. Article here.

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Esmée sings some Justin Timberlake...

(watch what happens at the end... read more about her here: http://esmeeworld.com)

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Hmm... interesting.

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Boy kills 1,051 pound 'hog'. Biggest pig ever found?

An 11-year-old Alabama boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog that just may be the biggest pig ever found. Jamison Stone's father says the hog his son killed weighed a 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.
If the claims are accurate, Jamison's trophy boar would be bigger than Hogzilla, the famed wild hog that grew to seemingly mythical proportions after being killed in south Georgia in 2004. Full article here.

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Mom had a bad day.


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False advertising?

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Dude declares email bankruptcy, 'leave me alone'.

Last month, venture capitalist Fred Wilson drew a lot of attention on the Internet when he declared a 21st century kind of bankruptcy. In a posting on his blog about technology, Wilson announced he was giving up on responding to all the e-mail piled up in his inbox.

"I am so far behind on e-mail that I am declaring bankruptcy," he wrote. "If you've sent me an e-mail (and you aren't my wife, partner, or colleague), you might want to send it again. I am starting over."

College professors have done the same thing, and a Silicon Valley chief executive followed Wilson's example the next day. Last September, the recording artist Moby sent an e-mail to all the contacts in his inbox announcing that he was taking a break from e-mail for the rest of the year. Full article here.

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