Monday, July 02, 2007

I think he likes pirates.


This guy falls asleep at the baseball game, and then...

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Couple saves marriage by having sex daily for 100 days.

Rolling back not only the years but also the bedsheets is the way to marital bliss, according to a couple who made it its mission to have sex every day for 100 days — and then decided to write a book about it.

Doug Brown, a 41-year-old feature writer for the Denver Post, and his wife, Annie, made the agreement after realizing that their definition of an early night had come to mean closing their eyes and snoring rather than something a little more titillating. » Read the full article here

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WTF? I'm confused.

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This dudes car gets stolen while 'ghost riding his whip'

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Dude pays $4.88 for Plasma TV at Wal-Mart, sort of.

While Wal-Mart is known for dropping its prices, one West Monroe man took the ad campaign seriously when he dropped the price of a plasma television from $984 to $4.88. Police arrested Chandon L. Simms, 23, on Tuesday at the retail store on a charge of felony theft.

According to police reports, Simms carried a 42-inch Sanyo Plasma TV to a self-checkout aisle after switching the original price tag of $984 with one for only $4.88. Wal-Mart Loss Prevention officers witnessed the alleged transaction and called police.

When the store officers stopped Simms on his way out the door, he produced a receipt for a television purchased at the West Monroe Wal-Mart, authorities said. Simms told officers that he purchased a TV from the West Monroe store and planned to returrn that one and keep the one he purchased for only $4.88 from the Monroe store. He was then arrested and booked into the Ouachita Correctional Center. » Article here


Dude tries to get inside a giat balloon, things go wrong.


I'm pretty sure this belongs in the adult DVD section.


Dude attacks peacock, he claims it was a vampire?

A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a fast-food restaurant was attacked by a man who vilified the bird as a vampire, animal-control authorities said.

Beaten so fiercely that most of his tail feathers fell out, the bird was euthanized, said Richard Gentles. The peacock, a male several years old, wandered into a Burger King parking lot in the New York borough of Staten Island and perched on a car hood Thursday morning. Charmed employees were feeding him bread when the man appeared.

He seized the iridescent bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started kicking and stomping the creature, said worker Felicia Finnegan, 19. "He was going crazy," she said.

Asked what he was doing, she said, the attacker explained, "'I'm killing a vampire!'" Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them. Authorities were looking for the attacker, described as in his teens or early 20s. » Article here


This special isn't that special.


The Panda prison break.

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Teacher forced pupil to wrtie 'i am a retard' 100 times.

A teacher who forced a pupil to write "I am a retard" 100 times was acquitted by an Italian court on Wednesday of abuse charges.

The teacher, whose identity was withheld to protect her privacy, forced the punishment on the 12-year-old boy after he blocked a fellow pupil from going to the toilet and called him "gay" and "girly."

The parents had sought 25,000 euros ($33,580) in damages and a public prosecutor had called for a two-month prison sentence, but the court cleared the teacher, a court source said. » Full article here


Crayola Crayons: 'Emo' edition.

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Typing on an iPhone... it's different.

*Also, there is over 5,000+ listings for iPhones on eBay. See here.

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Dude's van with 80 gallons of gas catches fire

A Mexican man sparked fears of terrorism in Brooklyn last night when his minivan containing a tank with 80 gallons of gasoline caught fire, cops said.

Dennis Alvareto, 35, was illegally reselling the gas out of his 350-gallon capacity van, when the fuel pump ignited at about 8:50 p.m., they said. He yanked the hose out of the tank and drove away, then returned to put out the burning hose with a bucket of water, witnesses said. Charges were pending against Alvareto last night.

Residents said the gas man was a real airhead. "If the wrong person [knew he had all that gas in the van, he] could do some real damage," said witness Giacomo Incannila. "They could come and steal it. Next thing you know, it would be like what happened in London." » Article here