Wednesday, August 29, 2007

[hilarious] ...what she would do to a monster

(thanks comita!)

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Two drunk dudes arrested for driving same vehicle

Two Dorchester men were arrested for operating the same vehicle while intoxicated. Harvey J. Miller, 43, who has no legs, was steering the 1985 Chevrolet truck from the driver’s seat while Edwin H. Marzinske, 55, operated the break and gas pedals, according to the police report.

Miller admitted he was too drunk to drive but argued he wasn’t operating the vehicle because he couldn’t push the pedals. Miller was issued a citation for a third drunk driving offense, while Marzinske was cited for a second. Both men were also cited for operating after revocation. A third drunk man in the vehicle walked himself home after the incident. » Article here

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Wow, I kinda feel bad for this girl -- but it's funny.

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Stolen $2,000 parrot who barks like a dog is recovered

Skittles, the $2,000 parrot who can bark like a dog, is safe and not a feather was harmed, police said. Tonight, deputies arrested a man in connection with the bird napping of the parrot from a Petland Store.

Henry Roman, 24, is charged with grand theft stemming from the theft.

The manager from the store called the Sheriff's Office and stated that someone called the store. The manager told police the person wanted to return the stolen bird. The person stated they would be at the McDonalds located at Hanley and Waters avenue. » Read the full article here

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Hmmm... I've never heard of that movie, is it new?

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Wow, one foamy day at the beach!

It was as if someone had poured tons of coffee and milk into the ocean, then switched on a giant blender. Suddenly the shoreline north of Sydney were transformed into the Cappuccino Coast.

Foam swallowed an entire beach and half the nearby buildings, including the local lifeguards' centre, in a freak display of nature at Yamba in New South Wales.
One minute a group of teenage surfers were waiting to catch a wave, the next they were swallowed up in a giant bubble bath. The foam was so light that they could puff it out of their hands and watch it float away. Scientists explain that the foam is created by impurities in the ocean, such as salts, chemicals, dead plants, decomposed fish and excretions from seaweed. All are churned up together by powerful currents which cause the water to form bubbles.
These bubbles stick to each other as they are carried below the surface by the current towards the shore. As a wave starts to form on the surface, the motion of the water causes the bubbles to swirl upwards and, massed together, they become foam. The foam "surfs" towards shore until the wave "crashes", tossing the foam into the air. » Article here

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Miss Teen South Carolina gets a chance to re-answer her pageant question on the Today show. Regarding education...

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Dad gives steroids to boy to make him a better roller-skater

A man pleaded guilty in federal court to giving his 13-year-old son steroids while the boy trained to compete internationally on a roller-skating team.

James Edward Gahan, 41, formerly of Lady Lake, entered his plea on Friday before U.S. Magistrate Judge Thomas B. McCoun III. A sentencing date has not been set, but Gahan faces a minimum of one year in federal prison. The maximum he could get is a 10-year sentence. » Article here

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Ewww... gross. Wait -- why?

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Woman is annoyed by hubby's obsession with contests

Jay Sokolow estimates that he's entered more than 50,000 contests. Sokolow's wife, Ina, halfheartedly accepts his contest-entering quirks. "It annoys me in the evenings," she says. "I try to have a conversation and instead he's sitting on the computer." Ina says the best prize he won was a cruise. "It's the only time we go on vacation, when he wins a trip," she complains. » Article here

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