I’m getting drunk just looking at this.

These guys ruined the new Harry Potter for everyone.

Priest steals $200k from parish, to blow it on male strippers and shopping.

The Rev. Mark Sorvillo loved taking his parish's money and spending it on himself. Trips to Rome, Venice, Paris. And $900 meals at New York restaurants.
In 1999, Sorvillo found someone else to lavish his parishioners' collection-plate donations on -- a male stripper.

Sorvillo -- who pleaded guilty Friday to stealing nearly $200,000 from St. Margaret Mary parish on the -- gave cars, plane tickets and thousands of dollars in cash to James Sosnicki, a married Louisville man who stripped frequently at gay clubs in Chicago, law enforcement sources said. » Full article here

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Chihuahua saves life of 1-year-old baby from rattlesnake.

Zoey is a Chihuahua, when a rattlesnake lunged at her owners' 1-year-old grandson, she was a real bulldog. Booker West was splashing his hands in a birdbath in his grandparents' northern Colorado back yard when the snake slithered up to the toddler, rattled and struck. Five-pound Zoey jumped in the way and took the bites.

"She got in between Booker and the snake, and that's when I heard her yipe," Monty Long, the boy's grandfather, said Thursday. The dog required treatment and for a time it appeared she might not survive the bites she suffered earlier this month. Now she prances about. » Article here

Someone is at the door.

A commercial so twisted, it's good?

Bikini-clad women will now mow your lawn.

One lawn care company is showing a little skin to boost business. The women of Tiger Time Lawn Care offer to mow customers' lawns dressed in bikinis — a service that attracts more attention to the ladies than the lawns.

"Oh yeah, they honk and yell. They can do everything you can imagine," said employee Blair Beckman, 21. Beckman said the extra attention is expected, but she looks on the bright side. "You get the attention but you also get a tan, which I need," Beckman said.

Owner Lee Cathey said the bikini service makes mowing the lawn a lot more interesting, although the fee is slightly higher. Some customers sit in lawn chairs and have a beer while watching, he said.

The three-month-old company is looking for a way to expand the service through the end of summer. Cathey said there hasn't been any interest in a male version of the bikini lawn cut. » Article here

Truthful advertising.

Woman runs out of shower after snake 'drops in'.

Khadija Bile, in her apartment was halfway through her shower, when the 3-foot serpent crawled from a ceiling tile above her.

For a moment, snake and woman regarded each other in the steam and spray.
"It was just hanging there, right in front of my face," Bile said. "I was shocked. Then I ran out of the bathroom and toward the door. I was naked, but I didn't know what to do."

When she recovered her senses, Bile pulled some clothes on and called for help. The snake, perhaps as startled as anyone by the encounter, retreated back above the ceiling tiles. » Article here