Wednesday, June 20, 2007

I’d call this a stupid human trick.


Teacher has sex with student, the catch: the student was dating her daughter.

A middle school teacher in has been fired and the sheriff is investigating claims she had sex with a 13-year-old student.

The 38-year-old woman was a substitute at Prescott Middle School. The student's father said he found the two having a middle of the night rendezvous together at the teacher's home after the boy stole his mother's car.

Sources said the woman's husband and 13-year-old daughter were home at the time. The father filed a restraining order which claims the two had sexual intercourse. He said he has copies of e-mails between the two.

Zach Simones, who coached the 13-year-old boy on the seventh grade football team, said he is sickened by the incident. "He was dating the lady's 13-year-old daughter before this happened," said Simones.

The woman taught at both the middle and high schools, but the superintendent said his investigation has turned up no other students who were involved with this woman. » Article here

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[pretty funny] the hot five


You call that a trick? Have him get me a beer.

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Men are more likely to look at a female's face before they look at their boobs?

Men are more likely to look at a female's face before gazing at other body parts, according to a new study by researchers at Emory University.

And when men and women look at pictures of heterosexual sex, women look longer at the photos than men do, according to the study published in the journal Hormones and Behavior.

Both findings may run contrary to what most people think, but they shed light on sexual attitudes that really aren't all that mysterious when considered in a scientific light, said psychologist Kim Wallen of Emory.

Women can tell by looking at naked men whether the guys are in the mood, Wallen said, but women's bodies don't reveal much. Which is why men home in on their faces. "It's cryptic, but facial expression is one way of showing an indication of interest in and enjoyment of sex," Wallen said. » Full article here


15-year-old who has had sex over 500 times


[semi-clever commercial] the train tracks


62-year-old attacked by bobcat, however he kicked it's ass.

A 62-year-old man said he is glad he followed his instincts when a rabid bobcat attacked him when he took out the trash in the morning. A bobcat bit Dale Rippy in the abdomen and scratched him on his arms and legs.

Rippy stopped the attack by choking the bobcat. Animal Control took away the animal, which later tested positive for rabies. Rippy was placed on medication. He also received shots. "If that cat had attacked a child, it would've been really bad. It wouldn't have quit," said Rippey. » Article here

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Damn, that's one long wedding dress.

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Teen steals a fire truck and drives it around for fun

A teen thought it would be fun to steal a fire truck. Michael Bellamy, 17, has been charged with stealing the $500,000 truck. Bellamy would help wash the fire trucks before, but this time told authorities he stole one just for fun.

Bellamy took the truck on Saturday after police said he tricked firefighters into leaving the vehicle in the parking lot and called 911 to get them out of the fire station. He then drove it several miles with lights flashing and sirens blaring. His joy ride ended when the truck got stuck in sand at a construction site. Bellamy was charged with grand theft and making a false 911 call. He was taken to a juvenile assessment center. » Article here

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This music video is so creepy it's awesome.

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Photoworthy: worm in the road


Dude steals rattlesnake, then snake attacks him

A man was in an Orlando hospital, Monday, with a poisonous snake bite. Deputies said a rattlesnake, which the man stole, was the one that bit him.

Sumter County deputies said they've never seen anything like it before. One snake expert said, before you steal something, read the sign on the cage: "Danger, venomous reptiles. Authorized personnel only. Do not enter."

You can't get much simpler than that. But, deputies said, 20-year old Jonathon Lafever ignored the warning. Detectives said, after Lafever stole the snakes, he wound up at a Wal-Mart with blood all over his shirt, trying to buy some new clothes.

"His left index finger was already changing color, already getting a dark tint to it," said Lt. Bobby Caruthers, Sumter County Sheriff's Office. Deputies found the snakes in the trunk of Lafever's car. Keszey said the suspect bled, because venom has an agent in it that stops blood from clotting. » Article here


‘The Dramatic Look’ (slightly stupid, yet funny)


Dude threatens to kill entire jury and their families

Hemmed in by six court and correction officers, Richard Glawson, his jaw set, pleaded not guilty yesterday to new charges that include the threatened slaughter of a jury.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’ll kill all of you if you find me guilty of any one charge, and that goes for your family, too,” the 46-year-old hissed in court last month, according to prosecutors.

The same jurors he barked at convicted him of multiple charges stemming from a weeklong crime spree in 2001. He will serve up to 45 years in state prison, but that sentence won’t even begin until he finishes up to 20 years on related charges on which he was separately convicted.

He is further charged with using restraints to break a window in the court cell where he made mosaic art out of two bologna and cheese sandwiches. » Article here