Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Photo of you passed out drunk on the internet = priceless


Damn, this dude can jump. Wow.

John Wendling, the former Wyoming safety who was drafted by the Bills this weekend, is six-foot-one and 222 pounds. He's also moderately athletic -- that's a 66-inch hurdle he leaps with a three-step approach.

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Study shows statistically, women are better drivers than men

Men are ruder, meaner and more likely to crash while driving than women, a survey has found. According to insurance company AAMI, 55 per cent of the men surveyed also admitted to drink driving, compared to 30 per cent of women.

The statistics, based on a telephone survey of 2384 drivers and AAMI claims data collected last year, revealed that men are more likely to act aggressively behind the wheel. The study found that 47 per cent of men and 38 per cent of women have rudely gestured at other drivers.

And 84 per cent of men have crashed their vehicle, compared to 77 per cent of women. “Our claims data shows that men's crashes tend to be more serious than women’s,” AAMI spokesman Geoff Hughes said.

“They are more likely to be involved in head-on collisions, roll-overs and loss-of-control crashes, as well as crashes involving pedestrians, cyclists and animals.” Women are more likely to be involved in relatively minor crashes such as reversing into stationary objects.

“Women use more parts of their brain to undertake tasks and furthermore, differences in men's and women's neurological processing can advantage women. However, the female brain is not as good at spatial relationships, so it is not surprising that they strike stationery objects more frequently than men.”

The survey also revealed that:

– 51 per cent of men have been distracted by billboards while driving, compared to 40 per cent of women.

– 46 per cent of men and 36 per cent of woman admitted to verbally abusing another driver. Source.


[snl skit] probably the best SNL skit of all-time

(man, SNL in the 90's rocked. those were the days...)

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Photoworthy: the gymnast


People try calling Brad Pitt, get elderly dude instead

Seventy-seven-year-old Richard Perkins is no Brad Pitt. When Perkins' phone rings, it's probably someone who wants to speak to the Hollywood hunk.

Perkins' New Hampshire phone number is listed on a celebrity Web site as a way to reach Brad Pitt. The retired teacher says he had to leave his phone off the hook to get some sleep.

But his Life Alert system took the dead phone as a call for help. Firefighters burst into his house only to find him sitting in his living room. Perkins says he has no idea how his number ended up the Internet. Article here.


Clever ‘baggage’ weight loss advertisements


200 college kids were naked, celebrating graduation

As many as 200 students decided to celebrate graduation at Concordia, Minnesota College by skinny dipping in a murky campus pond early Monday, authorities said.

A security officer tried to shoo the students out of the pond but they wouldn't cooperate, Concordia security chief Sherri Arnold said. Moorhead police were called after students pushed the security officer's golf cart into the pond.

Police estimated that when they arrived on the scene, about 50-75 students were in various states of undress and fleeing, but no one was naked. Although no one was arrested, several people could face charges for damage to the cart. Arnold said 10 people were identified because they left their clothes and wallets behind. Article here.

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Dude, pull over, pull over, pull over, PULL OVER!


A pit bull with baby chicks, so cute it'll make you puke.


Dude stabbed 9 times while sleeping, didn't feel a thing

A 23-year-old man who was stabbed nine times early Saturday morning told police he couldn’t identify his assailants because he slept through the whole thing.

Deputy police chief Tom Williams said Winona Police are investigating the incident which oc-curred at about 1:30 AM, but was not reported until 7:57 a.m.

Williams said the victim told officers he slept through the attack and only became aware of his injuries when his girlfriend saw he was covered in blood and brought them to his attention. He was taken to Community Memorial Hospital and then transferred to LaCrosse for treatment. He remained hospital-ized Monday morning. Article here.


Drunk facebook is the new drunk text messaging.

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Some countries would kill a goalie for this.

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'American Idol' finalist arrested for cocaine and battery

A former "American Idol" finalist was arrested Sunday on felony battery charges after she allegedly hit a man on the head with a heavy glass, police said.
Jessica Sierra, 21, a top-10 contestant on the hit show in 2005, was booked in the Hillsborough County Jail on a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

She was also charged with possession of cocaine and introduction of contraband into a correctional facility after booking officers found a "small amount of cocaine" while searching her, Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis said in a statement.
Davis said the incident happened at a Tampa cafe about 1:52AM Sunday. The victim suffered a cut over his eye, but the spokeswoman offered no further information. Sierra, of Tampa, was freed on $11,500 bond Sunday afternoon. Article here.

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