Tuesday, January 17, 2006

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Guy tries to set world record for Jenga blocks...

You gotta watch this video that’s all there is to it. This guy is trying to set the world record for a ‘Jenga’ structure… this is a video of the interview. Click here to watch the video.

1 interview Jenn Sterger = 60,000+ blog visits

Ever since I posted an interview with Jenn Sterger, a girl who inadvertently started a internet craze because of her striking appearance at one Florida State University football game… I’ve received over 60,000+ visits. Interesting isn’t it? It will be interesting to see what is to come in her future... but don't worry, I'll keep you updated.

Guy on subway gets naked then runs from cops

Police and Chicago Transit Authority security guards said they had quite a struggle when a passenger on a North Side elevated train allegedly went berserk, stripped his clothes off and broke out a train car window.

Authorities say 18-year-old Victor Thornton of Chicago became agitated on the Red Line train yesterday morning. When the train was stopped because of the disturbance, Thornton allegedly stripped and punched out the window.

Police who arrived on the scene said they tried to subdue Thornton with pepper spray and a Taser, but he fought them off before escaping through the rear of the train.

He was eventually arrested on the street a short distance away and booked on nine criminal charges, including aggravated battery to an officer. Article here.

Paris Hilton's mom looks like she sucks at life


(Paris Hilton's Mom showing off her see-through blouse. That's Nicky Hilton next to her)

A rap song (ebonics) translated to plain english:

This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district’s Ebonics translation competition.

Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English.
Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)

Lyrics:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

Translation:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.


It's amazing how funny a rap song can be when you put it in 'pc' terms. Click here to read the entire song's translation.

A guide to Christina Aguilera's body piercings

Cheating on your significant other is just not cool

“Let’s face it: Cheating on your significant other is just not cool. Period...

…it’s one thing to cheat on your girlfriend with that slut from accounts payable; it’s another to actually do it on the kitchen table during Thanksgiving dinner. Furthermore, no matter how smart you think you are, you’re probably going to get caught. Why? Well, you’re dumb enough to cheat, which means you’re more than dumb enough to get caught, which means you’ll have to deal with the consequences.

Like any relationship, the rules change as time progresses. What can make or break the relationship in the first six months might just warrant a couple of nights on the couch and Camaro getting mysteriously keyed and dented four years in. Not that longevity brings any immunity from the consequences of your illicit trips to the forbidden cookie jar. Far from it, but seeing as you’ve already made up your mind to be a complete dumbass, you might as well know what you’re in for.”

Click here to read the rest of this commentary, including a breakdown that shows the different ‘break-up’ odds depending on when you cheat on your significant other.

AssIntheBox.com, spring loaded butt in a box!

"What's the only way to MOON that perfect individual and get your feelings out from thousands of miles away while remaining completely anonymous?

Ass-In-The-Box, That's How!


Enjoy sending a spring loaded surprise to those on your A-Hole list... they will receive they're specially gift wrapped glossy white box, cut the red bow and KA-BOINNNGGG! A custom made spring loaded ass in their face will shock and surprise them!"

This is what you call a cluster f*ck

The next big thing: iPod dating? = PodDater

Tried other friend or dating sites only to be disappointed? You know the drill. You go on the site, you see a HOT picture, you talk and then.... You meet in person. Turns out that "HOT picture" was a glamor shots photo from 6 years ago and besides it was just a head shot anyways. Yeah, it's happened to us. That's why we created PodDater.

PodDater is a new way to find a friend or a date. You make a video profile, add it to your profile, share it with others and you download video profiles to your iPod.

A good video profile can be a little more... revealing. With video there's movement, there's sound and just more going on. And it's EASY to create a video profile. You can make a video with some types of cellphones, a digital camera in "movie mode" or a mini-DV camera. We have some good resources on how to get that going.

Your free membership also allows you to vote on videos, comment on videos, tag your profile with keywords and syndicate your search preferences.

Syndication? Syndication is simply a way to subscribe to feeds of user profiles. You will be able to conduct a search and subscribe to those search preferences. The results will be delivered to your iTunes application or an RSS reader - then synchronized to your iPod.

I’m really not sure how I really feel about this. What I do know is that the concept in theory is a great one. However, it could be argued that with the amount of technical knowledge it takes to actually sign-up and create your own video on this site… you have to wonder if that segments the type of person you can find on this ‘dating network.’ Just food for thought. Check out the official website here.

Trippy-ass optical illusions

Hey dude, will you stick your finger in my butt?

Are you in medical school? Do you like to play with butts? Well, I've found the product for you:


"Digital Rectal Examination is designed for training in male and female rectal palpation. Four interchangeable rectal units are included. Trainee can also palpate normal prostate or endocervix."

This product which is described as "life like" on the website, is probably one of those products that you really just feel uncomfortable even looking at it. Yet, most people are probably intrigued and would like to see a demonstration. Sick f*cks. The bright side about this product is that you won’t have to ask your roommates if you can practice on them anymore… :)

Jessica Simpson gets punched in the face

It has been reporting that Jessica Simpson came out of a restaurant Wednesday night with a black eye.


The sexy celeb, who recently announced she was splitting from husband Nick Lachey after three years of marriage, was photographed as she left the Los Angeles restaurant Sushi Roku.

A source is quoted in Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper as saying:"She seemed to be hiding her face for some reason and when she got into her car, it looked like she had a huge black eye."

Man, first the divorce- now she’s getting into fist fights? This girl is having a tough month. Article here.

Why does this dude have a towel over himself?

SUV drivers "more likely to be homophobic"

A new study from the Australia Institute finds that SUV (Sports Utility Vehicle) drivers are now “more likely to be homophobic”.

The study found that SUV owners “are less community minded than other drivers, less charitable, more likely to be homophobic and have a low opinion of indigenous culture”.

The study also came to the conclusion that “drivers of these suburban monsters are often obese, aggressive, intolerant and aged in their 40s or 50s”.

Basing their findings on a Roy Morgan Research survey in 2003-04 of 24,718 people aged 14 and over, the Australian Institute also suggested that the average city owner of an SUV is a middle-aged man in full-time work with a higher than average income.

The study also found that if you made men more insecure about their masculinity, men displayed more homophobic attitudes, tended to support the Iraq war more and would be more willing to purchase an SUV over another type of vehicle.

Isn’t this just nuts? If isn’t bad enough that SUVs are awful for the environment- it also makes you a bad person? Wow. Kinda makes you think twice about what your driving says about you. Article here.