Thursday, November 17, 2005

One happy ass bear...

Oops I Crapped My Pants!

All you need to know that this is one funny ass commercial for a product called, ‘Oops I Crapped My Pants.’ Your interested already, I can tell. This is quite possibly one of the best SNL commercials ever made (it's an oldie, but a goodie). Great for a big chuckle. Click here to watch the commercial.

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Fly like superman through clouds...sort of

Check out this cool flash program- it simulates flying through clouds… kind of like superman. You can control going left, right, and up or down by just moving your mouse. Pretty neat stuff. Click here to try it out.

(click image to fly!)

Student exposes his genitalia at job fair?

A student is being charged with indecent exposure at the Webster University career fair The student who is an art and religious studies major, said the alleged exposure was one in a series of social experiments meant to assess cultural taboos in society involving awkwardness around the human body.

It is reported that the suspect approached a table at the career fair with genitalia exposed through a pant zipper. After inquiring if there were any job openings with the company, Spear said the student then colored on his genitals with a highlighter from the company's table.

The student described his experiment as such: "I go out to a populated, neutral, public place with an unzipped fly and what appears to be scrotum-like flesh hanging out. I would walk around seemingly unaware of this detail and note peoples' reactions."

The student was issued three summonses to appear in court: one for the charge of indecent exposure and the other two for possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of less than 35 grams of marijuana. His charge of indecent exposure is second-degree sexual misconduct and considered a class B misdemeanor. Persons convicted of indecent exposure are required to register on the state list of sex offenders. Both the drug paraphernalia and possession charges are misdemeanors.

Are you kidding? What the heck was this guy thinking? If he really was performing an ‘intellectual experiment’ you think he would of thought to somehow preface his actions to ensure he wouldn’t break any laws… but somehow I don’t think he is capable of thinking rational. Weird. Funny. But, fu*kin weird. Click here to read the full article.

Talk about trusting your friend... a lot.

Yeah, this picture says it all, yes- this guy really is about to fire a gun at a beer bottle above his friends head. Talk about trust. Click here to see what happens (notice the guy is smoking a cigarette while this whole thing is going on, I guess I would too).

(click image to see what happens)

Another worthless iPod accessory released

As if iPod accessories couldn’t get any stupider (I’m not sure if that is even a word), a company decided to come out with this product. Known as the i-Stone, this thing has no point to it except exactly what you see- it’s a freakin docking station that looks like a rock. That’s it. Nothing more. Nothing less. WTF? Who wants a rock for a docking station? I'm guessing technologically advanced environmentalists will be all over this product. Click here to find out more.

A great time-killer game...

This game is semi-sorta neat. The object of this game is to try to accumulate as many points as you can by catching other bubbles- while avoiding the falling mines. Pretty addictive, and hard to get a good high score. Click here to play the game.

(click image to launch game)

Dude, you wrecked your Ferrari!?!

Pee and Poo, the new plush toy sensation?

This isn’t a joke, these images of ‘plush’ toys are for real. Pee & Poo (yes that is really the name of these things) are toys that some people consider cute, cuddly and a little controversial. These toys hit Sweden awhile ago and where sold out pretty fu*kin quick. Obviously the controversy surrounding a line of toys representing human waste has created great publicity for the company. Originally sold separately, Pee & Poo, they now come in a duo pack. So you get both bodily functions covered in the one box (thank god right?).

Subtle, lovable and harmless, these toys ensure you can physically represent urine and excrement in the form of a plush toy. Click here to find out more, or buy one.