Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Call me crazy, but I think the bride is having second thoughts


Dude takes call from wife while raping woman? WTF?

Timothy Michael Seibert was in the midst of raping a 49-year-old woman, according to police, when he answered a cell phone call from his wife.

The woman was so close to the phone she could hear Seibert's wife yelling at him, asking him where he was and what he was doing, according to arrest documents.

Yesterday, Seibert, 24, was arraigned on charges of rape, sexual assault and indecent assault.

Seibert said he wanted to talk and at first they sat on a swing outside, but then Seibert followed her into the house after asking the woman for a drink, according to arrest documents. Once inside, Seibert pushed the woman down a hallway and into her bedroom, where he forced her to have sex with him on the bed, according to the documents.

At one point the woman, who said she tried to resist, told Seibert that she hated him, the documents stated. After the telephone call, Seibert went to the bathroom, returned to get dressed and left, documents stated. Article here.


Top 10 drinks / shots that will make you puke:

* The Stinger (or Stanger) - A shot of Vladdy in a glass of Natty (or Natty Ice). This drink was invented by a severely intoxicated Mike Heffernan one night at Pitt. We decided it would help us get extra drunk and it instead only made me hate my life the next morning.

* 252 - Half 151, Half Wild Turkey. Total puke through your nose - the kind that burns for hours.

* Three Wisemen - Jack, Johnny and Jim. The three J’s of death. Suprisingly, this shot tastes better coming back up. True Story.

* Cement Mixer - Fill one shot glass with Bailey’s. Fill second shot glass with Lime and 151. Shake you mouth back and forth and let the good times roll. I had this on my buddy’s 21st and it was absolutely terrible, especially since I had to chew it down.
* Motor Oil - A shot of bourbon mixed with Hershey’s Syrup. You can’t get this one at most bars as they don’t usually carry Hersey’s syrup. While it might sound tasty, it’s far from it.

* Prairie Fire - Tequila and Tabasco sauce. It will put some hair on your ass no doubt.

* Poop Dollar - This is an original, although I am not sure who came up with it. We went out for a friends birthday and made this ridiculous shot called the Poop Dollar. Knob Creek, Bailey’s and Jager. Gives the shot a nice “feces brown” color. Hey, THERES POOP ON THAT DOLLAR!

* Four Horsemen - 151, Rumple Minz, Cuervo and Jager. Alone, they are nasty but when mixed they make you orgasm. Seriously.

* High Crown - 10 High Whiskey + Crown Russe Vodka. While I have never had this one, it can’t be that bad. Crown Russe goes down easy with anything…

* Jager chased with some chest hair - Another orginal. Nothing beats some Jager from the chest with some nipple hair to add some texture. Barf. Source.

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Mistress kills wife as husband locks women in 1 room

A woman in Ukraine has strangled her lover’s wife with a plastic bag after the man locked them both in one room to get some rest from constant rows, the Gazeta Po Ukrainsky newspaper reports.

A 37-year old man from Ukraine has left his wife of seven years for his mistress. They lived together for one month when the abandoned wife suddenly came into their apartment and attacked her husband’s mistress.

The women fought for some time and the man got bored with them. He dragged them both into the bedroom and locked the door. After this he went to the living room to watch television.

When he opened the door 156 minutes later he found out that his mistress knocked out his wife with a piece of plaster and then strangled her with a plastic bag. “When I opened the door I saw that one of them was lying on the floor covered with blood and the other was sitting next to her and laughing. I burst into tears,” the man has said.

Police said that the woman fully confessed at the very first questioning, but did not regret what she had done. Article here.


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New study says indian food is worse than U.S. fast food

The next time you sink your teeth into that piping hot parantha or tikki, watch out. A new research has found that Western food is a lesser evil than the Indian bhatura or parathas. Digest this — while the trans-fatty acids (hydrogenated oils and fats) in French fries (per 100 gm) is 4.2%-6.1%, it is 9.5% in bhatura, 7.8% in paratha and 7.6% each in puri and tikkis.

This is, however, not to say that Western food is healthier. It is just less harmful than Indian dishes. The South Indian snacks of idli-dosa have won hands down in the 'fat-battle'. High in protein and carbohydrates, while a morning breakfast of idli-sambar-chiku and coffee had 9.3% protein content in it, the dosa-chutney-papaya-tea had 6.7% proteins. Full article here.


Damn, this guy drew this over his calculus notes.


Dude has six kids on the way -- with six different women

Ricky Lackey has six children on the way. Don't call them sextuplets - they're each with different women.

When Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey during sentencing Friday on a charge of attempted theft how many children he had, the 25-year-old said, "None, but I have six on the way."

A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. "Are you marrying a woman with six children?" she asked. "No, I be concubining," he said.

Prosecutors said Lackey is the expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver in August, September and October.

As Lackey left the courtroom, a group of teenage girls there for another case appeared to know Lackey.

"Oh, there's Ricky Lackey!" one swooned. Lackey shrugged the attention off with one word and a wave of his hand. "Fans," he said. Article here.


Family's house is left sitting on 'concrete island'

After a row with developers, this family's home has been left perched 12m (40ft) up on its own concrete island. It all started when they refused to accept compensation to move and, while the row rumbled on, the bulldozers excavated the site around them.


Quiznos owner shoots himself 3 times in the chest

Bhupinder Baber walked into a Quiznos restaurant on the outskirts of Los Angeles. He spoke briefly with the manager before stepping into the restroom and shooting himself three times in the chest.

Mr. Baber died that evening. In a note he left behind, Mr. Baber, who had owned two Quiznos franchises in Long Beach before he became embroiled in a legal dispute with the corporation, blamed the sandwich chain for destroying his life.

“Someone must do something about what Quiznos is doing to the trapped franchisees,” he wrote. “I deeply regret getting into Quiznos. I wish I had never heard of them.”
While extreme, the story of Mr. Baber and his death has been cited by a number of other owners of Quiznos franchises. They say it illustrates their growing sense of desperation and frustration toward the corporation. Read the full article here.


Wow, it doesn't even look like it hurts to her


Health teacher explains oral sex and masturbation

A health teacher made 8th graders read aloud explicit questions about oral sex and masturbation during a sex-education lesson at a suburban school this week, outraging parents who demanded the teacher be disciplined.

The principal at Wolcott School in Thornton said he learned of the lesson early Friday after numerous phone calls from parents and directed the health teacher to apologize to his class for the two-day lesson.

Principal Stephan Harman said the teacher made a serious mistake in judgment by giving the students the handout and having them read the material aloud. Harman said the teacher told him "he didn't read it thoroughly enough."

The four-page handout was printed from a British Web site called avert.org. The site promotes an international organization that seeks to educate the public about AIDS and HIV prevention. Among other information, the site offers two links about sex--one "mainly for young people" and the other one titled "general questions about sex."

The teacher made the printout from the "general questions" link, which is explicit and covers "G-spots," orgasms, anal sex, sexual positions and a how-to guide on masturbation. The information for young people covered more standard material on dating, peer pressure, contraception and sexually transmitted diseases. Article here.