Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Top 10 drinks / shots that will make you puke:

* The Stinger (or Stanger) - A shot of Vladdy in a glass of Natty (or Natty Ice). This drink was invented by a severely intoxicated Mike Heffernan one night at Pitt. We decided it would help us get extra drunk and it instead only made me hate my life the next morning.

* 252 - Half 151, Half Wild Turkey. Total puke through your nose - the kind that burns for hours.

* Three Wisemen - Jack, Johnny and Jim. The three J’s of death. Suprisingly, this shot tastes better coming back up. True Story.

* Cement Mixer - Fill one shot glass with Bailey’s. Fill second shot glass with Lime and 151. Shake you mouth back and forth and let the good times roll. I had this on my buddy’s 21st and it was absolutely terrible, especially since I had to chew it down.
* Motor Oil - A shot of bourbon mixed with Hershey’s Syrup. You can’t get this one at most bars as they don’t usually carry Hersey’s syrup. While it might sound tasty, it’s far from it.

* Prairie Fire - Tequila and Tabasco sauce. It will put some hair on your ass no doubt.

* Poop Dollar - This is an original, although I am not sure who came up with it. We went out for a friends birthday and made this ridiculous shot called the Poop Dollar. Knob Creek, Bailey’s and Jager. Gives the shot a nice “feces brown” color. Hey, THERES POOP ON THAT DOLLAR!

* Four Horsemen - 151, Rumple Minz, Cuervo and Jager. Alone, they are nasty but when mixed they make you orgasm. Seriously.

* High Crown - 10 High Whiskey + Crown Russe Vodka. While I have never had this one, it can’t be that bad. Crown Russe goes down easy with anything…

* Jager chased with some chest hair - Another orginal. Nothing beats some Jager from the chest with some nipple hair to add some texture. Barf. Source.

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