Friday, July 20, 2007

Guy hits golf ball from his friends mouth... wow.

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[hilarious] Meet pole dance instructor, Johanna.

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Dude runs over 72-year-old woman with shopping cart.

A 45-year-old man became enraged at a 72-year-old woman who was in front of him at the checkout line of the Super Stop & Shop and ran her over with his shopping cart.

James Curcio of Hillside Road, Poughquag, continued pushing the shopping cart out the door, despite not paying for the groceries, then beat a retreat in his car, police said. The 72-year-old woman was treated at Hudson Valley Hospital Center in Cortlandt and released.

Sgt. Joseph Lutz said the woman was checking out about 9:15 p.m. and was processing her debit card when Curcio became impatient and bumped her with his cart. "She then said something to him. He got mad, hitting her twice with the cart and knocking her over before he fled," Lutz said. » Full article here

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Meet Kenyon, the male synchronized swimmer.

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Not your average mouse pad.

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American men have the least sex in the world.

Sorry, dude, but guys in other countries are having more sex than you. Way more. We know, it doesn't make sense. Pop culture and the Internet would have us believe that American men are the most oversexed stallions on the planet, that every girl is 20, tanked, and topless.

According to a Men's Health survey of 40,000 readers worldwide, foreign men have sex up to 70 more times a year than you do. » Full article here

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Baseball vs. TV

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Damn pigeons keep following this guy.

(it's almost like he's snow white)

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Family searches through feces of cash-eating dog

Debbie Hulleman's dog Pepper has been known to gnaw on lipstick, munch on shampoo bottles and chew on toothpaste. But Pepper got Hulleman into a real mess after gobbling nearly $750.

"This is probably the worst," Hulleman said Thursday, recalling how she poked through vomit and dog piles left in the yard to recover the cash. Pepper, an 8-year-old black Labrador-German shorthair, got into a purse belonging to her mother's friend and chewed the cash from an envelope.

The chore of sorting through dog feces netted about $400, the 50-year-old dog lover said. Between that and other bills that Pepper had either vomited or simply chewed on, the family recovered $647. The family swapped the soiled money for fresh currency at a bank. » Article here

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Not smart.

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A skiing ostrich? WTF?

(obviously fake, but seriously -- wtf?)

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Women leaves kids so she could shoot nude photos.

A Syracuse woman is accused of leaving four young children alone for more than an hour Tuesday at Syracuse's Inner Harbor while a man shot nude photos of her in the woods, city police said.

A passer-by called police, who said they found the children -- a 6-year-old, two 4-year-olds and a 3-year-old -- "highly distraught and crying". About an hour later, Michelle Rendino, 20, of Beattie Street, and a man in a wheelchair emerged from the woods.

Rendino told police she left the children for a moment to talk with the man. He told police Rendino asked him to take nude photos of her to get back at a former boyfriend. Rendino was charged with four counts of endangering the welfare of a child, a misdemeanor, police said. » Article here

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