Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Hmm… at least he looks like he’s sorry for doing it

Couple arrested for sex on hotel balcony

A middle-aged couple from N.C., was arrested Saturday for indecent exposure after having sex on the balcony of a Myrtle Beach hotel, according to a police incident report.

People around the pool at the Breakers Resort saw the naked couple on the hotel's third floor balcony around 11 a.m.

At first, the couple used a bed sheet over the railing to conceal themselves, but about an hour later the bedsheet had fallen down and the people around the pool and on the beach could see them having sex, the report said.

A woman and her 11-year-old daughter who saw them from the pool reported it to the front desk and called the police. When police arrived and went to the couple's room, the couple yelled at them, the report said, saying they had been dating for seven years and "they did nothing wrong and that the people outside were 'jealous.'"

They also told police they had been drinking heavily, and police noticed there were several bottles of liquor open in the kitchen. Police took them to jail, where they were served warrants for indecent exposure, the report states. Article here.

Photoworthy: eagle taking a fox!?!

Overheard on the streets of New York:

Chick #1: Wow, you're really good at that!
Chick #2: Eh, I think the trick is to start young.
Chick #3, looking worried: Handjobs?
Chick #2: Uh... No. Using chopsticks.
-New Big Wong Restaurant

Girl: Boys never use the stalls, do they?
Boyfriend: I do. I don't want anyone to see my 10-inch penis.
Girl: 10 centimeters.
Boyfriend: Aren't inches bigger than centimeters? I think so. 10 inches.
Girl: You're sleeping on the couch tonight.
-Roseland Ballroom

Teen girl #1: He broke up with me on Facebook!
Teen girl #2: Like, on your wall?
Teen girl #1: No, he just changed his status back to 'Single'!
-Metro North terminal, Grand Central

Guy #1: Dude, are you okay? You look exhausted.
Guy #2: I am. My life is so weird right now.
Guy #1: Still working on the divorce?
Guy #2: That's pretty much finalized, actually. It's this girl I started seeing last week.
Guy #1: Wait, you're dating that hot Russian chick?
Guy #2: Yeah, Svetlana*. She's a total nympho -- I haven't slept in days. She won't leave my crotch alone. Plus, whenever we're going at it she keeps calling me 'Master.' It's fucked up.
Guy #1: You just lost any chance at sympathy, asshole.
-D train

Redhead: I was so wasted that I ended up fucking this guy right on the bar. On the bar.
Brunette: You what?!
Redhead: Yeah, they told me to never, ever come back in there again.
Brunette: Holy shit.
Redhead: Oh, but it gets worse.
Brunette: How can it possibly get worse?
Redhead: He was a big, fat guy.
Brunette: You really shouldn't do shots.
-Washington Square


A letter to all the 'young skateboarders' in the world

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Rosie 'blows up' on Barbara Walters about Trump

Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters got into a huge argument over the Donald Trump feud yesterday. Rosie lashed out at Barbara in their dressing room, calling her "a [bleeping] liar," and was furious with Walters for not sticking up for her during the feud.
Page six claims: "The fight started around 8:30 a.m. when Walters, back from a two-week vacation, walked into the hair and makeup room at ABC studios and tried to hug O'Donnell, whom she hired onto the popular show. According to spies, O'Donnell recoiled from Walters' touch and yelled, "You kept me in the newspapers this whole time!" Source.

Two tickets to paradise [wink, wink]

Woman's bra saves her from bullet?

One woman discovered on New Year's Eve that her bra could do more than lift and support when a falling bullet was halted by the bra strap on her left shoulder.

Debbie Bingham, 46, an Atlanta resident visiting family in St. Petersburg, said her gold bra slowed the falling bullet during the holiday celebrations. Her injuries may have been much more severe had it not been for her bra strap, said George Kajtsa, spokesman for the St. Petersburg Police Department.

Bingham says she was outside with her daughter and son, ringing in the New Year and viewing the local fireworks display when she felt a sharp pain in her left shoulder. It was Bingham's daughter, Solanda Bingham, 30, who first noticed the blood seeping through her mother's white shirt.

"We were sitting at the picnic table and listening to music and my mom said, 'Ow,'" the daughter said. The daughter said she looked over and saw the blood and shouted "My mother's been shot. My mother's been shot."

The bullet was halfway inside of Bingham's bra, and the other half barely breaking the skin.

Someone had fired a gun into the air and as the .45-caliber bullet fell back to earth, Bingham was struck. Kajtsa described the wound as a "big scratch with bruising."

Bingham was taken to Bayfront Medical Center in St. Petersburg where she was given five stitches. The bullet was lodged into the bra tap was only removed when doctors intervened and cut the bullet from the strap. Article here.

Tigger punches 14-year-old kid in the face?