Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Dude, motha-f’in snake on the face. Ouch.

Dude tries to push girlfriend of 13-floor, he dies instead

A British tourist tried to push his girlfriend off a 13th floor hotel balcony during a drunken fight at a Mexican resort, but ended up leaping to his own death, police said on Friday.

Adrian Fletcher, 34, and Lisa Marie Miller, 30, began arguing on Thursday after an all-night drinking session with other guests at a luxury hotel in the Caribbean resort of Cancun, police said.

The couple, from a town near Manchester, England, were part of a group attending a wedding in Cancun. During the fight, Fletcher lifted Miller over the balcony of their 14th floor room, but she struggled and both tumbled onto the balcony one floor below, where he again tried to throw her off.

When hotel security guards intervened and threatened to shoot him, police said a naked Fletcher leaped over the railing "with his arms spread like an eagle" and slammed into the deck of the hotel's swimming pool.

"He was drunk. They had partied until 05:00 in the morning and then they carried on drinking," local police chief Raymundo Canche told Reuters.

Cancun, a mass of towering hotels crammed along a narrow strip of white sand beaches, attracts millions of young Americans and Europeans each year and is renowned for its flowing alcohol, debauched party scenes and warm turquoise seas. Article here.

An entire Supermarket… imagine that.

ATM takes his card, he drops his pants on pees on ATM

A man has been arrested in Croatia after he expressed his drunken anger with a cash machine through the medium of urine.

51-year-old Vladimir Mesic was taken into custody this weekend after climbing on to a litter bin so he could urinate on a cashpoint machine that had swallowed his bank card in the city of Split.

He then dropped his trousers and tried to leave a deposit of his own on the machine. It was during this attempt that Mesic was arrested.

Daily newspaper Jutarnji List said he told police: 'I was really annoyed - I couldn't buy any more beer and decided to express my dissatisfaction.' Article here.

High School half-time bloopers...

Snakes that massage your body... WTF?

This spa is a one with a wild twist and is definitely not for the faint-hearted. Ada Barak's spa in the north of Israel offers its guests a chance to be massaged by snakes.
Barak, who uses California and Florida King snakes, corn snakes and milk snakes in her treatments, says she was inspired by her belief that once people get over any initial misgivings, they find physical contact with the creatures to be soothing.

During the massage, which costs 300 shekels ($A89.85), Barak releases six non-venomous snakes onto the backs of her customers and allows them to slither around.

It is said that the massage has a therapeutic effect on aching muscles and stiff joints. "I'm actually afraid of snakes, but the therapeutic effects are really good," customer Liz Cohen told Reuters Television as Barak let the snakes loose on her body.
Liz Cohen receives a snake massage treatment, where snakes are let loose on her body, at the spa. It is said that the massage has a therapeutic effect on aching muscles and stiff joints.

Lubrication Cream Billboard.

Driver's cellphone use sparked road rage

A motorist intentionally rammed another vehicle and pushed it into oncoming traffic because the driver was using his cellphone.

The driver was talking on his cellphone when a man in another vehicle began yelling at him to hang up, Tellef said. The two men argued and cursed at one another as they continued driving, Tellef said.

"The suspect reacted by intentionally steering his vehicle across the traffic lanes striking the victim's white Chevrolet pickup truck and forcing him across the raised median and into oncoming traffic, narrowly missing two eastbound vehicles," Tellef said.

The suspect then got on southbound Loop 101 and fled, said.

The suspect was driving a white, late-model GM pickup truck that likely has damage on the left side, Tellef said. The pickup had Vietnam Veteran stickers and a baseball bat resting on the dashboard, he said. Article here.

Paris Hilton flashed Ron Jeremy so she could see his penis

Porn legend Ron Jeremy (he's bedded over 4,000 women) says Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips flashed their boobs in exchange for a quick glimpse of his huge manhood.

In his new autobiography, Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz he says: Paris "asked if they could see it. I agreed only on the condition that they flash their tops. They both said yes and took me to the nearest women's bathroom.

"We squeezed into an empty stall, they pulled up their shirts, I unbuckled my pants, and after seeing my [organ], Bijou turned to Paris and wondered aloud, 'Could this be considered cheating?' "
Jeremy also says he overheard Paris telling Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst about the experience at Chateau Marmont three years ago. Article here.

Dude surprises chick, sexual harassment? or joke?

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Dude, total erosion problems going on here.

Christina Aguilera likes to walk around naked, a lot.

Christina Aguilera has no problem showing skin -- especially on weekends with her husband, music executive Jordan Bratman.
"We claim ourselves to be the coziest couple ever. We have something called 'naked Sundays,"' the 26-year-old pop star told Ellen DeGeneres in an interview set to air Wednesday on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."

"You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up," said Aguilera, who married Bratman in November 2005. So the couple stays in on Sundays, she says. "We do everything naked. We cook naked."

"You cook naked?" asks DeGeneres.

Aguilera replies: "Yeah, we cook naked."

"Nothing with grease -- that could splatter," said DeGeneres.

"Well, unless you want the grease," Aguilera replies. Article here.

Wheelchair sex? ;)

The crazy-ass Astronaut story everyone is talking about:

A U.S. space shuttle astronaut was accused on Tuesday of trying to kidnap and kill a rival for the affections of a male astronaut after she drove 950 miles wearing diapers to confront the woman.

U.S. Navy Capt. Lisa Nowak, who has three children and recently separated from her husband, was released from jail in Florida after posting bail. She was put on 30-day suspension by NASA and removed from all shuttle mission-related activities.

Nowak was initially arrested on attempted kidnapping charges on Monday in Orlando after assaulting Colleen Shipman, a U.S. Air Force captain, who she believed was a rival for the attention of astronaut Bill Oefelein, police said.

She was granted freedom on $15,500 bail on the kidnapping charge but her release was delayed when police filed a new charge of attempted first-degree murder -- rocking the elite world of NASA astronauts.

The attempted murder charge could mean life imprisonment if she were convicted. Police said Nowak, 43, a flight engineer who made her first trip into space in July to the International Space Station aboard shuttle Discovery, sped from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers so she would not have to stop at a bathroom.

Astronauts wear diapers during launches and landings. Nowak disguised herself in a dark wig, glasses and trench coat to confront Shipman at Orlando International Airport but told police she "only wanted to scare" the woman into talking to her.
In two separate appearances in court, wearing a jail uniform, shackled at the waist and with her head bowed, Nowak said nothing about the charges of attempted murder and kidnapping, attempted burglary of a vehicle and battery.

After her second appearance, Orange County Circuit Judge Mike Murphy granted her release on bail totaling $25,500. She was escorted out of a bail bond office, after being fitted with a global positioning device so authorities can track her movements, and driven off to an undisclosed location. Article here.