Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Dude straps air conditioner to car. When you're hot, you're hot.


Lisa Lampanelli roasts Flavor Flav (she's like the queen of roasts)

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10-year-old boy locked inside gun safe at Sam's Club

Daniel Jancura was only a few inches away from his mother, but she couldn’t see or touch him for some 15 minutes yesterday. The quarter of an hour that Laura Jancura waited for her son to be freed from inside the locked Winchester gun safe on display at Sam’s Club felt like a lifetime.

The family made a stop at the wholesale warehouse to pick up some supplies in preparation for vacation. Daniel, 10; his older brother, Thomas; and their cousin, Tiffany Sackett, began pressing buttons on the gun safe’s electronic key pad and managed to open it.

The three opened and shut the door to the 575-pound safe a few times before Daniel got inside. The first time his cousin punched some numbers on the key pad and got him out, but the second time, he became trapped inside. “My niece said Daniel is stuck in the safe. I said, ‘What?’ ” Mrs. Jancura said afterward, still shaken from what had just transpired. “My back was turned for 5 minutes. It doesn’t take more than 5 minutes.” » Read the full article here


Wow, apparently half-court shots are easy.

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Punter gets hit hard, 'Welcome to the NFL' dude.

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Dude riding his bike fails to notice his missing leg

A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for more than a mile, leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.

The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said. He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction.

The man and his leg were taken to a hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said. » Article here


Given the name, I'm sure this is a hot club to go to.


Meet 'Bearforce1', the first all gay boy band group.

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Dude chases his hat on highway then hit by SUV

A man who chased his wind-blown hat onto a highway was listed in good condition after he was hit by a sport utility vehicle. Rick Uvaney was hit by an SUV driven by Tamara Boyle.

A release from the Iowa State Patrol said Uvaney was securing a load on the driver's side of a semi when his hat was caught by the wind. “The victim attempted to retrieve the hat and ran into the left lane where he was struck by” Boyle’s 2002 Ford Expedition, the release said.

Boyle's vehicle then swerved into the right lane and sideswiped the semi. No charges were filed against Boyle. » Article here