Thursday, July 27, 2006

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Overheard on the streets of New York:

Guy: I have to sleep with her before she gets married.
-9th St & 3rd Ave

Woman on cell: I want the wedding without the husband. No, really, I want to wear the dress and have a party all about me.
-Bergdorf Goodman

Dude on cell: So she said, "Don't you want to marry me?" and I was like [shrugging], "Why the fuck not?"
-Central Park, southwest entrance

Woman on cell: Did you just say that you had a dream where Gene Wilder peed in your closet? Like, Willy Wonka, pissing on your clothes? Okay, I just wanted to make sure I heard correctly.
-Penn Station

Mother, to little girl in line for security X-ray machine: Take your muffin outta the box. If it goes through the machine, it'll give you radiation.
-LaGuardia Airport

One ambitious doggy

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Backstreet Boy Lance reveals he's gay

Former 'N Sync singer Lance Bass has announced he is gay and is in a very stable relationship with "Amazing Race" reality TV star Reichen Lehmkuhl.

The 27-year-old was afraid of coming out during his time with the boy band because he feared his sexuality would damage the group's commercial prospects.

He tells People magazine, "I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything.
"I didn't know. Could that be the end of 'N Sync? So I had that weight on me of like, 'Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it's bad.' So I just never did."

He adds, "The thing is, I'm not ashamed -- that's the one thing I want to say. I don't think it's wrong, I'm not devastated going through this. I'm more liberated and happy than I've been my whole life. I'm just happy."

"The main reason I wanted to speak my mind was that (the rumors) really were starting to affect my daily life. Now it feels like it's on my terms. I'm at peace with my family, my friends, myself and God so there's really nothing else that I worry about."

Bass is currently developing a TV sitcom with Fatone in which his character will be gay. Joey Fatone was the first 'N Sync member to find out Bass' sexuality. Fatone says, "He took years to really think about how he was going to tell everyone. I back him up 100 percent." Article here.

Get a girlfriend dude...

Woman had cell phone shoved down her throat

Prosecutors say a man shoved a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat because he was angry and jealous. But defense attorneys insisted as a trial got underway that the woman swallowed the phone intentionally to keep the defendant from seeing whom she had been calling.

Marlon Brando Gill, 24, is charged with first-degree assault in the December incident involving 25-year-old Melinda Abell. Abell has given inconsistent accounts of what happened before she was taken to a hospital, where an emergency room doctor removed the phone.

She testified Tuesday on the first day of Gill's trial that she couldn't remember how the phone got in her throat, saying she had too much to drink that night.

She said in court that she could not recall writing a statement to police after the incident, in which she said: "I think he thought I'd been talking to other guys. ...he took my phone to see who I had been calling."

The statement added: "If I didn't want him to see my phone, I would have just thrown it out the window and busted it."


She testified that he had verbally and physically abused her, but under cross-examination she acknowledged she never told police about the abuse and continued to live with Gill until the cell phone incident. Article here.

Fergie's new song, "London Bridge"


London Bridge" is the first single from Black Eyed Peas vocalist Fergie's debut album The Dutchess. It was produced by Polow the Don, who produced Pussycat Dolls' "Buttons". Fergie filmed the music video for this song at the Woolwich Army Barracks in London. This song is expected to hit radio on July 13, 2006, however it was leaked on Internet June 29, 2006.

The meaning of Fergie's song is somewhat unknown...

London Bridge was downed by fire. When someone makes your "London Bridge fall down", they are making you very hot (sexual). In the song by Fergie of the same name the music starts with fire sirens:


"How come everytime you come around my London Bridge wanna go down?" equates "How come everytime I see you I wanna get off?"

Others argue that it's meaningless; it's vaguely sexual term used by Fergie in her single of the same name, totally invented.

The World's Hardest Riddle:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer? Just post in the comments, I'll reveal the answer next week. Good luck.


ANSWER: The answer is simple. It's " no "When asked to kindergarten students, they were able to figure it out. It's because they answered it with "no" (Think about it, if you read all the stuff and the last sentence, "can you guess the riddle?" of course they can't, so they'll answer no).

Damn dude, you wrecked your Lamborghini

Vintage Star Wars Figure Collection on eBay

Actual eBay description:

"UP FOR SALE MY ABSOLUTLY COMPLETE VINTAGE STAR WARS COLLECTION. THE COLLECTION INCLUDES 132 COMPLETE FIGURES WITH VARIANTS ALSO EVERY CREATURE MADE ALSO."

Currently this auction is going for $1,575! Click here to see the actual eBay auction listing. Wow... all that money for just little pieces of plastic...

Back to the Future I and II synched together


Wonder what it would be like to have Parts I and II of "Back to the Future" synched up on a split-screen during which both Marty McFlys are... together? (Disclaimer: Time gaps are due to logical off-screen action)