Friday, August 12, 2005

Watchmechange.com is not a porn website...

Check this out. Designed by The Gap, this "game" allows you to create your own person. Determine their body shape, dress them up, and even watch them dance. I find this kind-of-sorta-semi-midly entertaining on Friday afternoons while eating oreo cookies.

The best wedding story ever...

Here is a supposed true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Screw you," he turned to the bride and said "Screw you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.

While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge?
Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.

*Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends, $32,000.

*Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion, $3,000.

*Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui, $8,500.

The look on everyones face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride with the best man... priceless.


Caption this...

The biggest SUV on the planet...

You thought the Hummer H2 was a SUV/truck. Check this thing out. The International CXT. It’s 21-feet long with tires hip-high and a 9-foot tall cab, it's the largest production pickup truck currently on the market. Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, and Jalen Rose all have one already. The company has sold 250. Each one retails for $120,000. The truck is built on the same platform used for snowplows and dump trucks. It carries six tons -- some three times what a normal pickup would tote -- tows up to 22 tons, and comfortably seats five people.

So…this is where I jump in and say- are you kidding!?! I realize that the saying goes “bigger is better,” but you have to draw the line somewhere. I don’t think this thing could even fit in a standard parking space! I think one word is sufficient in describing this vehicle- overkill.

Jessica Simpson is really fake...

Check out these pictures of Jessica Simpson. Then realize this if you haven’t already- she’s fake. Now you may be thinking, Ramsey- how could you even think to insult Jessica, her personality seems so overwhelmingly complex! Yeah right. Actually what I’m referring to is that these are pictures from the Madame Tussauds wax museum, where this disturbingly shiny Jessica Simpson sculpture resides. Take a look at the first 3 pictures, then compare them to the last one- which is a picture of the real Jessica. Kind of freaky.



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