Thursday, October 25, 2007

Happy Halloween from Across-the-Board (I know it's early, but who cares)


Bartender fined for crushing beer cans between her boobies.

An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday.

Police said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth. The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said. » Article here



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Couple struck and killed after getting out of car to argue

Traffic is running smoothly near a highway on-ramp where a man and a woman who got out of their car to fight were killed when they were struck by another vehicle, authorities said.

Ramon Perez, 20, of Port St. Lucie, and Marie Mary, 36, of Lauderdale Lakes, got out of their car and fell to the ground in a violent struggle. A northbound 2007 Toyota entering the highway from State Road 7 struck the pair. Both victims died on the scene. » Full article here