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When Jeanette Yarborough decided to give her husband a gift for their seventeenth wedding anniversary she wanted it to be special. Really special. She decided that conventional treats such as Mediterranean cruises, gold watches, cars, a murder-mystery weekend, or even a boob job just weren’t going to cut it. She gave him something much more personal — and painful. Her virginity.
Well, sort of. Mrs Yarborough paid $5,000 to a cosmetic surgeon to stitch her hymen back together so she could “lose her virginity” all over again and her husband would have that thrilling conquest at the grand age of 40. It's called a hymenoplasty — to repair the fragments of skin forming the traditional “gateway” to the vagina, years after originally losing it.
He did, and after that very expensive moment the ecstatic couple spent a passionate Valentine’s weekend last year having the kind of sex that they had almost forgotten about. Now they are busy telling family, friends and strangers that it is the best money they ever spent and everyone should do it. Click here to read the full article.
Q-Unit is a mashup album combining 50-Cent and Queen (for the music illiterate- this mashup means a DJ combined original 50 Cent songs and mixed them with original Queen songs. In no way did 50 Cent and Queen ever collaborate). Tracks from the album feature "This is How We Bite the Dust," "Bohemian Wanksta" and "We Will Rock You in Da Club." This album is strictly underground and not for sale in stores. Pretty cool, not amazing- but pretty cool. However, you can download the entire album here.
You must watch this if you haven't already. It is about the amazing story of Jason McElwain. Jason is autistic, and for years he helped coach his high school basketball team. The last game of the season, the coach let him play. A must watch. Click here to watch the video.
A semi trailer loaded with Miller beer has disappeared from a trucking company in Washington County.
Two girls, Pomme and Kelly, got a hold of a web cam- then decided to make some funny lip syncing videos. Simple as that.
Pieter Abrahamse has an original excuse for a lost wedding ring: a crocodile ate it, along with the arm it was attached to.
Earlier this year, I watched the Pamela Anderson Roast on Comedy Central and thought it was hilariously fantastically awesome. Recently, while at my local Blockbuster Video, I managed to grab the DVD copy on pure impulse (because of a free coupon). That night, I was pleasantly reminded of just how funny this roast actually is. This is the best comedy roast of anyone hands-down. Period.
Suit #1: So, they fired everyone in your department, but they offered you to stick around for two months and help them with the transition period?
Spider Man 3, which will be released in 2007, has been the talk of many and many rumors.
The nutty Brazilian team, in a sled dubbed "the Frozen Banana", delivered one of the most bizarre and inept performances of the Games, crashing twice in spectacular style.
After crossing the finish line, the runaway sled slid backwards on to the track with the sledders still trapped inside as officials scrambled to rescue them. Brazil finished last of 25 starters.
The Brazilians were competing after Australia's appeal to the Court of Arbitration for Sport to have them kicked out failed.
Australia had argued Brazil should be excluded after team member Armando dos Santos was sent home for doping.
Yesterday's accident mirrored the Brazilian's efforts a day earlier when they crashed on the first of their high-speed trips down the mountain.
Team member Marcio Silva said the team had braced themselves for the latest crash. "We talked about it and decided to just hold on tight so we didn't hurt ourselves," he said.
In an echo of the movie Cool Runnings, based on the Jamaican bobsled team, the crowd cheered as the men, with torn speed suits and damaged helmets, extricated themselves from the sled.
The Brazilians are hoping to follow in the Jamaican team's footsteps with a movie of their own. "We knew there was no chance of a medal. It's all about gaining experience and proving we can do it," said team member Ricardo Raschini.
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Yep, it's your favorite time of the year. It is now time for the Toilet Bowl. Ha-huh, get it? (damn that was stupid) A bathroom supply company sponsoring an online poll aimed at finding America's best bathroom has narrowed the field to five sparkling-clean, sweet-smelling potties.