Friday, April 13, 2007

Nothing formal about this formal.

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Parent puts baby on the steering wheel... WTF!?

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fraternity dudes + trash + window = fun spring cleaning

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300-pound man crushes woman at NY Mets baseball game

Ellen Massey always counted being struck by a baseball or a bat at Shea Stadium among the hazards of being a Mets fan, but she never thought a 300-pound man would come crashing down the stands -- and onto her.

That's what the Manhattan resident, 58, said happened on Monday, Opening Day at Shea. Shortly after the seventh-inning stretch, she said, a man dressed in a green Army-type jacket tumbled from higher seats and onto her back, knocking the wind out of her and, ultimately, causing serious injury.

"I only know he came flying," Massey, 58, said Wednesday from her bed in Jacobi Medical Center in the Bronx. "I was literally not able to breathe for about half-a-minute or so. The first thing I was aware of was not being able to breathe, and then when I was able to breathe I was aware of the pain in my lower back."

"I have to say that in going to a baseball park, the only fear that has ever entered my mind is that I'd get hit by a hard ball," she said. I didn't expect a 300-pound human missile to hit me in the back. That doesn't come up on my list of fears." Full article here.

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Cops doing SWAT training use 'a little too much' explosives

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Dudes hand gets bitten off by crocodile

KAOHSIUNG, Taiwan -- The severed lower left arm of a Taiwanese veterinarian is seen in the jaws of a crocodile, at the Shoushan Zoo in Kaohsiung, 217 miles southwest of Taipei, Taiwan. Chang Po-yu's lower left arm was bitten off by the crocodile when he tried to pull a tranquilizer dart from the reptile's body. Two bullets were shot at the crocodile, but it was unharmed. Chang went through emergency surgery to have his limb reattached. (04/12/07 AP Photo/Steve Chen)

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This dude is amazing at 'dice stacking'.

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You think your job sucks? This guy masturbates elephants.

(I was on the floor laughing my ass off when he said penis banging)

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High school police officer pays student $50 to get naked

A police officer assigned to a high school asked a 16-year-old student last month to take off her clothes while he photographed her in his office and even paid her $50, according to an arrest affidavit.

The affidavit said that Helms took several dozen photos of the girl in his office March 6 but that she was clothed. The next day, the student returned, and Helms asked again if he could photograph her, according to the affidavit.

This time, according to court documents, Helms put a chair in front of his office door and asked the girl to remove her shirt, bra and pants. He then photographed her topless and gave her $50 "to induce her to stay a little longer," the affidavit states.

George Wesley Helms, 35, was fired from the Hutto Police Department last month after police were tipped off that he had taken inappropriate photos of the girl, Hutto police said. After a monthlong investigation, police arrested Helms on Tuesday and charged him with sexual performance of a child, a second-degree felony that carries a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison. Full article here.

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